If you think you've had a bad date before, think again - this one puts all those bad breath kisses and awkward conversations to shame.
Shared by Reddit user Pinky0926 (you can find the original post here), the story follows one man's quest to meet with a girl he met on Tinder.
With horrifying consequences.
He writes: "So her pictures were pretty, she seemed normal. I hadn’t done the Tinder thing before so I didn’t know what to expect, but when she invited me over to her place I figured I’d scored pretty hard.
"I showered, groomed, and drove the 20-30 minutes to her address. I’m not even worried about safety, she’s just a small girl right? I’ll be fine. My concern at this point is whether I’ll measure up."
But, when he arrived at her home, he began to have doubts...
The man continues: "I get there and I’m wondering if I have the right place. It’s completely overgrown. The grass hasn’t been cut in 7000 years. The walls needed a fresh coat of paint a decade ago. Are… are the windows boarded up?
"I knock and after about a minute she comes to the door. Unpleasant surprise no.1: she looks 15 years older than in her pictures and haggard; like she hasn’t slept in a week haggard.
"I don’t know what the f**k she’s wearing but it looks like a vague attempt at sexy. Like, I bought this leopard print dress at walmart 15 years ago sexy."
Perhaps unsurprisingly, the self-confessed Tinder rookie found himself looking for an excuse - any excuse - to escape his date.
And, naturally, things were about to get even worse.
He explains: "I’m already thinking about how to get out of this as she invites me inside. It’s even worse in here. The paint is peeling everywhere, it’s dark and messy. It smells quite unpleasant.
"She invites me into her room, which is lit up like a cheap brothel, [...] sits down on her bed and asks if I mind if she smokes. Smoking in your house? That’s a bit gross, but it’s not really a surprise at this point. I say sure.
"And that’s when she pulls the meth pipe out of her bag."
This, if we were watching an episode of EastEnders, would be the big 'doof doof' moment.
But, sadly for our hero, he wasn't sitting back and watching a soap opera - it was all really happening.
"It all clicks," he says.
"The garden, the paint, the boarded up windows, the smell, her appearance - this is a crack den and she is a crack whore.
"Now I’m afraid. What is this house? Are we alone? Are 4 g******gers going to jump out of the other room and mug me?"
Thankfully, the frightened Redditor managed to get out of there before things took a turn for the worst.
And, if you're worried about how his date took his swift departure, you needn't worry too much…
"She wasn’t really bothered; she was higher than the empire state by this point and rolling around on her bed."
Well, obviously.
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