Before you know it, there’ll be pictures of a sozzled-looking Brooklyn falling out of Chinawhite, rumours of a Romeo/Harper feud and Cruz will be taking part in Celebrity Big Brother/I’m a Celeb/Strictly.
Ok we know we’re getting ahead of ourselves here, but seeing Brooklyn, 16, Romeo, 12, and 10-year-old Cruz hanging out at the 2015 Kids’ Choice Awards sans parents made us feel REALLY old.
The big brothers of little Harper Seven, three, rocked the orange carpet together looking like mini carbon copies of their handsome dad David, 39.
We can see why Becks and Victoria, 40, trust Brooklyn to look out for his younger siblings as, judging by the snaps, he didn’t let them out of his sight.
Posting a paparazzi shot to Instagram, Brooklyn wrote: “Great time with my bros.”
Before they event Brooklyn spent some time hanging out with his dad, and they were snapped leaving the gym together.
According to reports Brooklyn was spotted chatting to a female friend at SoulCycle in California.
Reverting to our former hysteria: it won’t be long before Brooklyn hooks up with a Kardashian and they become the darling couple of Hollywood, will it?