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Jennifer Lauren Jennifer Lauren

'My bum is 5ft wide but I love it!"

Tuesday 10 March 2009

While most women would go to great lengths to disguise a big bum, Jennifer Lauren loves flaunting her 5ft-wide rear in skimpy thongs.

In fact, 28st Jennifer is so proud of her generous behind – which she reckons weighs a staggering 15st – that she’s piling on the pounds to make it grow even bigger. Bizarrely, she rakes in over £75,000 a year selling pictures of it to men online.

Jennifer says her massive backside is down to her pear-shaped genes and a daily 4,000-calorie diet, made up of rich junk food, crisps, cakes and ice cream.

“I always knew I’d have a curvy bum because my mum’s pear-shaped,” says Jennifer. “I figured I could either celebrate it or be miserable. Apart from the odd person shouting “big butt,” I don’t get any abuse.”

Jennifer, who’s 5ft 3, first became overweight when she developed a passion for pizza and Mexican food in her teens.  By 28, she tipped the scales at over 20st, and has since gained another 8st – yet bizarrely she remains only a size 16 on her top half.

Now 38, Jennifer says: “I’ve tried exercising, but fat always settles on my bum. I’ve never dieted because I love food. Typically, I eat toast slathered in butter for breakfast, for lunch I’ll have sandwiches with mayo, and then a Mexican feast for dinner. I also snack on crisps, cakes and ice cream.”

Four years ago, she attended a convention for big women that changed her life. “Three different women told me I could make a fortune from my bum,” says Jennifer.

After doing some research, Jennifer, who once earned £30,000 a year as a retail manager, signed up to a website for big women and posted a few shots of her bum. “Within 24 hours around 100 men emailed wanting to see more pictures,” says Jennifer, who soon had over 1,000 fans.

A year ago, Jennifer, who’s from San Diego in the US, married web designer Olivier Lauren, 27, whom she met in a chatroom for big women admirers at the beginning of 2006.

Jennifer says: “Olivier helped me to launch my own website in October 2007. Membership is £8 per month, and I now have around 2,000 members. Most come from the UK, Netherlands and Germany.”

Olivier loves the idea of strangers ogling his wife’s backside. “I’m proud of her,” he says. “I enjoy looking at big bottoms and Jennifer’s is the best. I don’t mind other men looking at her because I’m the lucky man she married.”

And now Jennifer, who has never had any size-related health problems, is hoping her high-calorie diet will help her bum continue to grow. She says: “I want to gain another 2st on my bottom, then I’ll be really happy!” 


By Alley Einstei

 

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Posted by sdfsdf

RE: 'My bum is 5ft wide but I love it!"

I can't bear the thought of the 'toilet problems'.......

Posted 01/07/2008 14:59:28

Posted by Dr_Wizard

RE: 'My bum is 5ft wide but I love it!"

She won't blow over in the wind...........

Posted 01/07/2008 15:15:12

Posted by Jackie Turner

RE: 'My bum is 5ft wide but I love it!"

How on earth can you be happy like that?? Clothes would be a nightmare.

Posted 01/07/2008 15:30:38

Posted by craicpipe

RE: 'My bum is 5ft wide but I love it!"

I think those thongs only look skimpy because they are up a 15 stone back side...

Posted 01/07/2008 15:37:18

Posted by Dr_Wizard

RE: 'My bum is 5ft wide but I love it!"

I concur! I think you could dress a family of 4 for a year with that single thong there's sso much material there.....

Posted 01/07/2008 15:43:28

Posted by slnk02003

RE: 'My bum is 5ft wide but I love it!"

Sick!

Just another reminder of how moronic and sub-human our culture is becoming!

Never mind the fact you could probably feed a family of five on what this pea brained amoeba eats her way through!

Posted 01/07/2008 15:48:37

Posted by maryd08

RE: 'My bum is 5ft wide but I love it!"

thats not a thong its a tow rope

Posted 01/07/2008 16:08:42

Posted by treherebet

RE: 'My bum is 5ft wide but I love it!"

Yuck, turns one right off including me.

Welsh wizard

Posted 01/07/2008 16:43:39

Posted by deede6

RE: 'My bum is 5ft wide but I love it!"

i cant believe anyone would want tobe like this. how can they travel anywhere i.e sit on a bus,plane or evenin a car seat

Posted 01/07/2008 17:10:54

Posted by sara atkinson

RE: 'My bum is 5ft wide but I love it!"

Some of the comments above are really offensive. She's healthy and happy, and not harming anyone so live and let live, I say. I'm overweight myself, although not to this extent, and wish I had half her confidence.

I concur with the comments about clothes and travelling though, that must be a nightmare for her.

Posted 01/07/2008 18:18:39

Posted by BADGERBOY

RE: 'My bum is 5ft wide but I love it!"

Its what is on the inside that counts,you go girl,as long as you are happy,that is all that matters.The rest of you get a life

Posted 01/07/2008 21:33:09

Posted by Ani Thomson

RE: 'My bum is 5ft wide but I love it!"

never again will I ask "Does my bum look big in this?"

Posted 02/07/2008 16:38:49

Posted by sparkle eyes

RE: 'My bum is 5ft wide but I love it!"

How can a bum that weighs 15st be healthy...my whole body weighs less than that!! its disgusting...Ewwwwwwwww

Posted 02/07/2008 19:11:14

Posted by shellyjelly

RE: 'My bum is 5ft wide but I love it!"

this is sooooooo wrong what is wrong with some of the men out there paying to see this i mean theres curvy and then theres this which is soooo wrong but on the up think my diets gonna go well this week lol x

Posted 02/07/2008 19:26:18

Posted by Carroll Marsh

RE: 'My bum is 5ft wide but I love it!"

Oh my god has she really got a death wish,putting more weight on her humongus arse,Hello love ,it wont only go on your arse you know!! what sort of freaks pay for photos of that!!

Posted 02/07/2008 19:34:10

Posted by mandsx

RE: 'My bum is 5ft wide but I love it!"

thats sick. she needs to take a good look at herself.

Posted 06/07/2008 17:34:27

Posted by KayleighJones

RE: 'My bum is 5ft wide but I love it!"

this is not right!
im sorry she may be a lovely women
but still that huge bottom is disgusting !!!!
it makes me feel sick everytime i look at it
men would pay money 4 this ?
your joking, they need help !!!
seriously

Posted 08/07/2008 18:52:28

Posted by gothbunny23

RE: 'My bum is 5ft wide but I love it!"

you people disgut me!
can't you tell she's happy for who she is and loves it?
i say "go on, be yourself!"

Posted 09/07/2008 15:34:54

Posted by sunglasses

RE: 'My bum is 5ft wide but I love it!"

holy moly, that's really unhealthy, and really really REALLY nasty!

*is off to find some lolcats to cleanse my eyes*

yes, and please "go on and be yourself" - but in freaking private for goodness sakes! You've got a weight problem love, get some help before you have a heart attack.
oh, and I seriously wonder how the heck she travels anywhere!! Can she fit in a car seat?!!!!!

Posted 09/07/2008 20:10:39

Posted by thestar

RE: 'My bum is 5ft wide but I love it!"

Is that for real? Why her top half is rather normal and her bottom half so fat? Is her family ok with her being in such a state?

Posted 10/07/2008 18:54:16

Posted by sarahsarah

RE: 'My bum is 5ft wide but I love it!"

IF SHE IS HEALTHY THEN FINE BUT MUST BE HARD FOR HER TO DO EVERY DAY THINGS!!

Posted 11/07/2008 13:17:47

Posted by natathunps

RE: 'My bum is 5ft wide but I love it!"

earning all that money she probably doesnt need to leave the house much so that would solve the problem of clothes and travel. but so far she is healthy and has a man who loves and supports her. if she develops heath problems im sure shel cross that bridge when she comes to it. wish she could bottle and sell her confidence tho!!

Posted 11/07/2008 16:51:12

Posted by FragileGurl

RE: 'My bum is 5ft wide but I love it!"

oh my goodness if i was this size i would kill myself!!! it repulses me!

Posted 15/07/2008 02:18:26

Posted by noreen curling

RE: 'My bum is 5ft wide but I love it!"

gross !

Posted 24/07/2008 00:03:25

Posted by rflops

RE: 'My bum is 5ft wide but I love it!"

she has a family, does she not want to live to see them grow up? There are more decent ways to make a living!!!

Posted 24/07/2008 01:15:51

Posted by flip flops xx

RE: 'My bum is 5ft wide but I love it!"

can't you lose weight and become a pole dancer or something?
its discusting!!!!!!!

Posted 31/07/2008 14:18:26

Posted by Rose-e

RE: 'My bum is 5ft wide but I love it!"

this is minging
how can you love a bum that is like that! how do you fit on the toilet
its like being over weight on your bum
its minging no one likes a bum like that!

Posted 27/08/2008 11:21:47

Posted by m.collins

RE: 'My bum is 5ft wide but I love it!"

Nice face honey, and whatever makes you happy. I understand what its like to have a weight problem so don't let the public get you down! you have a right to be what you like and well done if it earns you some dosh.
Loads a people are fat but skint as well. So well done for making the best of your assets

Posted 29/08/2008 14:17:24

Posted by thestar

RE: 'My bum is 5ft wide but I love it!"

LAUGHINSTOCK

Posted 29/08/2008 14:28:40

Posted by rainbowgoo

RE: 'My bum is 5ft wide but I love it!"

EWW her arse weighs more than double me with a few stone to spare

yikes

Posted 02/09/2008 22:40:27

Posted by helenlauren

RE: 'My bum is 5ft wide but I love it!"

thats absolutly disgusting how can anyone find that attractive!! n how do you wipe ur arse love!!??

Posted 06/09/2008 01:31:16

Posted by jopabrca

RE: 'My bum is 5ft wide but I love it!"

I think most of you should get a life!
its her choice to live how she wants to live.
Its her right to be happy with out narrow minded bigots like your selves harping on. I expect you are all oh so perfect.
in you perfect houses with your perfect men and 2.5 children. Well wake and smell the roses.
We are all different shapes and sizes, we all fancy different types of people. i like chunky bald headed men. my sister loves long hair on men, doesnt mean to say we are wrong just different.

i admire her confidence, given the chance i would flaunt my size 24 body, if i did i would loose my job so i can't.
Fat is the new black. so get used to it.

Posted 09/09/2008 14:36:27

Posted by miss_smith

RE: 'My bum is 5ft wide but I love it!"

everyone who has posted a nasty comment on here you should be ashamed of your selves shes healthy and your all only bitching because of your inscurities i mean none of you can say you make £75,000 a year from your ass you all only think its horrible because you all want to be size zero like all the magazines show you well shes got the confidence and i say good on you keep doing what your doing and enjoy it

Posted 25/09/2008 18:21:15

Posted by Sprox42

RE: 'My bum is 5ft wide but I love it!"

Interesting to read both sides of this. Hmmm "freaks, sickos" etc who make comment not just on how she looks but on how she fits on a toilet !! I would suggest that they are the freaks for thinking that. I don't ever look at pictures and think of how people would fit on a toilet. Do they have the same ignorance over short people or disabled people?She wipes her bum the same as you guys believe it or not !!! I have been both a size 12-14 and a size 32. My boyfriend prefers me fiance' prefers me larger ladies so get your head out your arses. Just for the record, he's a forces hunk, younger than me and all my friends say they would give their right arm to be like us as a couple. Suggest you get yourselves off to Specsavers and ask for some glasses that don't only just allow you to look on the surface of things !!!!! BE HAPPY - WE ALL ARE ! HER LIFE, HER CHOICE - GO FOR IT

Posted 02/10/2008 09:27:15

Posted by 20happy08

RE: 'My bum is 5ft wide but I love it!"

I know the saying goes 'Big is Beautiful' but c'mon that is taking it to the extreme!
Her belly is huge too so how the hell is she healthy? She is OVERWEIGHT!!
I think she is a very naive person and needs to get on a diet asap coz at the end of the day when she starts developing weight related problems later in life (or even sooner) it's going to be the tax payers forking out for the surgery on the NHS.

Posted 12/10/2008 13:44:34

Posted by Kirstenh =]

RE: 'My bum is 5ft wide but I love it!"

Why are all you women critisizing her? Women against women AGAIN. She makes alot of money so some people like it! I cant belive some of you said youd kill yourself if you were that size. Thats truly sad.

Posted 03/11/2008 20:04:33

Posted by bububu

RE: 'My bum is 5ft wide but I love it!"

its her body and if she likes it then its not any ones eals body to say owt

Posted 09/01/2009 22:25:24

Posted by Sprox42

RE: 'My bum is 5ft wide but I love it!"

Just an observation but regarding obese people in later years being a burden on tax payers. Whenever I've come across comments like this they are normally being handed out by people who smoke, people who already on benefits or those already cheating the system. PEOPLE IN GLASS HOUSES !!

Posted 09/01/2009 22:32:52

Posted by emma amanda gibson

RE: 'My bum is 5ft wide but I love it!"

You go girl as i always say if you've got it then you should flaunt it be proud of what you have even if other's are not.

Posted 28/01/2009 19:09:47

Posted by natd

RE: 'My bum is 5ft wide but I love it!"

she has the confidence and i admire that tbf. but honestly she does look overweight and unhealthy so i think she shoud get that checked out !

Posted 03/04/2009 10:20:23

Posted by verynoicexx

RE: 'My bum is 5ft wide but I love it!"

Its Her Body, She Is Happy With It, Who Are We To Say She Looks Bad Or Not, She Isn't Sayign Anything About Our Bodies. Tbh Its Not Effecting Us in Anyway. xx :D

Posted 16/04/2009 12:01:15

Posted by xLMx

RE: 'My bum is 5ft wide but I love it!"

She's not healthy.. just look at her. Shes a heart attack waiting to happen.. either that or she'll explode, killing us all. Her diet is junk food and she doesnt exercise, so no, all you crazy people saying she's healthy, shes not. All the people commenting on this saying you admire her confidence to flaunt herself, I bet not ONE of you would actually choose to look like her, its hideous. Also, that belly is HUGE. There is no way shes a size 16 on top... I would be less critical if she looked like this because of some genetic thing or disability, but its her own fault, and not only that, but she wants to put on more weight. Eugh.

Posted 05/08/2009 15:08:27

Posted by becki33

RE: 'My bum is 5ft wide but I love it!"

For all the people that are saying "she looks great and let her be happy", i have to ask are you not acknowledging the fact that what people are trying to say is not that of critisism but of concern? She is going to cause herself some serious health issues that i can only dread to think of and no she does not look great because she is eventually going to die at an early age. From my point of view she's cutting her life short and she could do so much more. I agree in the fact that she has confidence which is a brilliant thing but just looking at her is painful for viewers. I can only imagine how she must struggle with everyday tasks ie walking or getting out of bed. I just don't think she's getting herself a good quality of life. Hope she realises that loosing some weight will be better in the long run than gaining it.

Posted 18/09/2009 17:47:16

Posted by becki33

RE: 'My bum is 5ft wide but I love it!"

For all the people that are saying "she looks great and let her be happy", i have to ask are you not acknowledging the fact that what people are trying to say is not that of critisism but of concern? She is going to cause herself some serious health issues that i can only dread to think of and no she does not look great because she is eventually going to die at an early age. From my point of view she's cutting her life short and she could do so much more. I agree in the fact that she has confidence which is a brilliant thing but just looking at her is painful for viewers. I can only imagine how she must struggle with everyday tasks ie walking or getting out of bed. I just don't think she's getting herself a good quality of life. Hope she realises that loosing some weight will be better in the long run than gaining it.

Posted 18/09/2009 17:47:56

Posted by becki33

RE: 'My bum is 5ft wide but I love it!"

For all the people that are saying "she looks great and let her be happy", i have to ask are you not acknowledging the fact that what people are trying to say is not that of critisism but of concern? She is going to cause herself some serious health issues that i can only dread to think of and no she does not look great because she is eventually going to die at an early age. From my point of view she's cutting her life short and she could do so much more. I agree in the fact that she has confidence which is a brilliant thing but just looking at her is painful for viewers. I can only imagine how she must struggle with everyday tasks ie walking or getting out of bed. I just don't think she's getting herself a good quality of life. Hope she realises that loosing some weight will be better in the long run than gaining it.

Posted 18/09/2009 17:48:48

Posted by becki33

RE: 'My bum is 5ft wide but I love it!"

For all the people that are saying "she looks great and let her be happy", i have to ask are you not acknowledging the fact that what people are trying to say is not that of critisism but of concern? She is going to cause herself some serious health issues that i can only dread to think of and no she does not look great because she is eventually going to die at an early age. From my point of view she's cutting her life short and she could do so much more. I agree in the fact that she has confidence which is a brilliant thing but just looking at her is painful for viewers. I can only imagine how she must struggle with everyday tasks ie walking or getting out of bed. I just don't think she's getting herself a good quality of life. Hope she realises that loosing some weight will be better in the long run than gaining it.

Posted 18/09/2009 17:50:18

Posted by KatyKayy-x

RE: 'My bum is 5ft wide but I love it!"

she has amazing confidence, and tbh if her other half loves it why hide it ? she is obviously happy how she is and thats all that matters. if she wasn't happy she wouldn't stay this way, and not many people can make thousands off their arses! she isn't affecting any of you lot, so why critisize her. she isn't a burden on taxes at all, she probably earns more then a lot of people in this world! she pays her bills and lives her life as she wants. she aint commenting on your body,and if only i had her confidence! shes fine as she is and that's pretty inspirational to me!

Posted 11/10/2009 15:46:36

Posted by Chrisj91

RE: 'My bum is 5ft wide but I love it!"

I agree with KatyKavy-x, it's just not healthy at all, even if she is earning £75k a year (which I find to be probably a little overexaggerative), is it worth ruining your health to do so? Someone posted earlier that there's curvy and then there's sick, which is, pretty much, about right. There's nothing wrong with not wanting to be the skinniest girl around but her diet consists of no fruit or veg by the sounds of things (surprise!). I mean, where's all the iron, fibre, vitamins, calcium, omega 3 etc etc coming from, because with what she eats, it's just calories and saturated fats! And no, I don't think this is acceptable as it just appears to make it okay for other people to think, yeah, why can't I be like that, which then ruins their lives also. These type of people make it more acceptable in society to not look after yourself and young teenagers who love junk food will read this and think, you know what, she's turned out alright so I'll just eat what I want. Hello? she's 38, I bet her fitness age is that of a 78 year old and give her about 5 more years and I bet the docs advise her to lose weight because of serious health problems, especially if she is starting to eat more! Her husband is clearly insecure and I believe this to be very sick. I mean 4,000 calories a day!? That means she's consuming at least twice as much calories as a normal, healthy person does each and every day, That's at least 912,500 MORE calories in a year than any GDA states you should consume. And for a small, 5ft 3 frame? That can only spell disaster. Open your eyes up people, this doesn't look good, no matter what people say, and it certainly is a far stretch from healthy!

Posted 09/05/2011 16:09:35

Posted by Chrisj91

RE: 'My bum is 5ft wide but I love it!"

In my comment above, I meant I agree with becki33, KatyKavy-x is clearly a person who has been wrongly influenced by this in my beliefs, it ain't healthy!

Posted 09/05/2011 16:12:30



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