Posted by michaelshields
RE: Life
Crazy people! Im in Bulk.
Now wheres my cement....
Posted 26/03/2008 19:31:00
Posted by Sarah-Jayne
RE: Life
Ha i love it!!
the car one where the woman crashed the new BMW!
totally hilarious!!
Posted 12/05/2008 15:22:32
Posted by shortass
RE: Life
lol i cnt belive u crashed his new BMW lmfao legend
Posted 18/06/2008 13:10:07
Posted by dowlingk2004
RE: Life
Can I borrow your scanner? ha ha
Posted 24/06/2008 15:31:36
Posted by Bernadette
RE: Life
ya rite who doesn't check for dude notes deze days sounds a bit far fetched don't ya tink!!!!!
Posted 04/07/2008 10:32:08
Posted by FragileGurl
RE: Life
that cup of coffee one is sooooo good! my mums always asking me to make her coffee so next time im gona try it lol! shes always ordering me around to do things! she wont after ive done that tho lol
Posted 09/07/2008 02:28:17
Posted by SASSYLASS
RE: Life
dont believe the fake notes worked for a minute!! cringe moment for you telling that story!! lol
lovin the BMW story though... x
Posted 15/07/2008 17:21:00
Posted by Juiicy Liicious 1
RE: Life
I need one of them scanners!!
And when are you gonna tell your parents!
x
Posted 13/10/2008 19:35:54
Posted by clarabella
RE: Life
my old work friend was so fed up of the snotty woman every week in the salon were we worked never liking her hair and being very rude.
One day when my friend asked her if she wanted a coffee while she waited,and the woman being rude again,my friend put the biggest bogie in her coffee,and watched her drink it with the biggest smile on her face!
I once cut off a very rich clients gold chain when i was cutting her bob!
As it was so thin (and very expensive) i didn't tell her,as i watched it slide down her top!
Posted 03/11/2008 11:19:08
Posted by Becky1978
RE: Life
When my ex was at school he had to stand at the top of the class to read out an essay. He got excited and everyone saw as he was very well endowed, he still gets tortured to this day for it lol
Posted 26/11/2008 15:24:58
Posted by Robyynnn
RE: Life
haa. i actually am laughing at the BMW. this women is a total joker
Posted 18/12/2008 12:07:50
Posted by KimberleyCraze
RE: Life
Haa the BMW story is hilarious had me laughing lol x
Posted 20/01/2009 13:41:49
Posted by Laurenchelseakelly
RE: Life
Loool BMW story is one hell of a laugh =] ! x
Posted 14/02/2009 21:17:51
Posted by uglymug
RE: Life
ok when I was sleeping at my friends house, we were on msn until the early hours,pi**ed. We got a call from this boy and invited him over. We didnt think he would actually come at 3am, so we decided to go to sleep. 15 minutes later, we got a text reading that he was outside. We put some clothes on because for some reason we were in our underwear. We crepped downstairs, and let him in. He sat down on my best friend's bed, and we drunk a little bit more. He kept telling me he loved me, and trying it on with me, I told him I needed the loo, then he started pushing me out the door, I came back in and saw my best mate, pulling away from him, I said, you two are really loud, you can yourselves well clearly. Then 5 minutes later, MY BEST FRIEND'S MUM WALKED IN!! It was awful, the boy was asked to leave understandibly. It was unbelievable, me and my friend were crying and everything. It was the worst night of my life, but like any inccident, we just laugh about it now! (true Story)
Posted 13/03/2009 10:18:56
Posted by samsung
RE: Life
sort it out Amy Lou, and get your education finished, you will live to regret it if you don't
Posted 28/03/2009 03:01:05
Posted by Little Boobs
RE: Life
Hahaha! Love the story about the coffee in the hairdressers! Maybe i should make my boss a coffee tomorrow.....
Posted 14/04/2009 19:54:45
Posted by Ellz
RE: Life
i was a my sister in law's (who i hate) and her cat was sitting at the door. she adored her cat so much its unbelievable! anyway i let him out coz he was mieowing and then sat back down. my in law came in and asked me were he was coz he wasn't allowed out yet!!!!! i said i didn't know and left, only to go and buy another cat that looked exactlyy like him!!! she's never noticed....
Posted 21/04/2009 19:45:21
Posted by Ellz
RE: Life
i was a my sister in law's (who i hate) and her cat was sitting at the door. she adored her cat so much its unbelievable! anyway i let him out coz he was mieowing and then sat back down. my in law came in and asked me were he was coz he wasn't allowed out yet!!!!! i said i didn't know and left, only to go and buy another cat that looked exactlyy like him!!! she's never noticed....
Posted 21/04/2009 19:45:23
Posted by Danii
RE: Life
LOVE IT! HAHA
Posted 08/05/2009 14:19:30
Posted by danielle.
RE: Life
Me and my friends were in this field and we got dared to run up the field with our butts out as we were doing it there was a tall man walking down with a large torch ( as it was dark ) we ignored him cause it was a dare and carried on running, he jumped over the wall and all of our friends started laughing so we pulled our pants up quickly and the man walked towards us, as he go closer we realised he was police officer but a really good looking one he took us home for having our butts out it was incredibly embarrasing.
Posted 07/06/2009 21:13:06
Posted by danielle.
RE: Life
Me and my friends were in this field and we got dared to run up the field with our butts out as we were doing it there was a tall man walking down with a large torch ( as it was dark ) we ignored him cause it was a dare and carried on running, he jumped over the wall and all of our friends started laughing so we pulled our pants up quickly and the man walked towards us, as he go closer we realised he was police officer but a really good looking one he took us home for having our butts out it was incredibly embarrasing.
Posted 07/06/2009 21:13:14
Posted by kez1951
RE: Life
me and my friend went out one night to go and visit her boyfriend and when we had to leave i went with her but went back to her boyfriends house like we had arranged to do...and we slept together the only proplem was that was my first time and she found out the next day and i couldnt go back to school so i had to be pulled out till i went to college.
shes still with him now the only thing is it happened 3 months ago...!
Posted 08/06/2009 19:40:47
Posted by Loz Denton (:
RE: Life
LMFAO at the bmw one!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 09/06/2009 13:01:39
Posted by kez1951
RE: Life
i slept with mt step brother and now im pregnant with his baby
Posted 10/06/2009 13:53:33
Posted by kwikslipgirl
RE: Life
I met this bloke in a nightclub one night and we left to go back to his hotel for a bit of fun, only when we got there we couldn't get anybody to let us in as it was very late, so we looked around the back and saw a window open and climbed through, thinking nothing of it, only when we found our way to reception, he said it wasn't his hotel! We looked to get out and saw the office with all the room keys, so just thought, what the hey, and picked up a key, we hten went to the bar, charged 3 bottles of champagne to the room and proceeded to have a very good night! In the morning we had to sneak out through a side door so not to get caught! When we walked out, he reqalised his hotel was really the one next door!
Posted 15/06/2009 12:41:40
Posted by Tinkerbell.x
RE: Life
me and one of my best mates (a guy) went clubbing one night and he came across this quite attractive girl she had a really nice figure large boobs nice hair and seemed really sweet all the guys were checking her out... we went up to the bar and she was there, my friend asked her if she would like to dance so i went and sat with my boyfriend, my friend and this girl started getting a bit fresh with eachother she had her hands down his trousers and then grinding on him.... he then went to put his hand down her pants to find she had a bigger one then him!!!!!
it made him throw up when we left and it still makes me laugh to this day! it was a drags night and we hadnt even noticed! he will never forgive me for taking him out!
Posted 13/08/2009 16:08:50
Posted by stewarty
RE: Life
ha ha u lot just cheered up my rather crappy day at work!!! LMFAO!!! =D
Posted 21/09/2009 16:16:42
Posted by tazs17
RE: Life
someone i know once stood again some automatic doors, not realising they were automatic. they opened and he fell into the shop!! CLASSIC!!
i still giggle about it now after 2 years!! i recently posted it on his facebook page lol!! x x
Posted 25/09/2009 08:32:09
Posted by ViCkYRyder<33
RE: Life
My boyfriend bought a new BMW,
Thats mint hahha:L
youuuu mint girl lmaoooo:L:)
Posted 10/10/2009 15:20:17
Posted by fiz pop
RE: Life
my mum had an affair with my best friends dad and i didnt say anthing for a long time to them or my dad when it had all settled down i could finally tell them i knew they did it that night and my best friend told them he happed to be awake when they thought he was asleep they dont know that i know that bit not gonna say. best left a secret.
Posted 27/02/2010 17:03:40
Posted by kez1951
RE: Life
when i was 16 i got so fed up with my life because nuthin exictin ever happend that i decied to go behind my best friends ( enermy now) back and sleep with her boy friend which she never found out until two months later i had to tell her that i was pregant with her boyfriends child which is now my partner. after that i couldnt face her again and either did she and we life our lifes hating eachother. but im reallly glad that i did that otherwise i wouldnt ave had my five beatiful children ( it turned out that i was expecting twins then a year lata triplets) so i have my hands full.
Posted 06/03/2010 04:39:01
Posted by Babbie
RE: Life
Well, this aint like the otha storiess... When i was like 11. i ahd a boyfriend claled daniel. he was the most popular boy and he was black and i am quarter cast. Ennyway, He wanted to snog me and so all tha boys and me and mate went over this wall and he told everyone to go and they did. but i neva knew that they were round the corner. so we started kissing and everything but then his friend Kyle was recording every little move.!!! then he posted it on facebook..
After this he went out with my friend i was with and he got her this necklace and i was so jelous and he was starting to look fitter than mine but i knew that i had to pay him back for what he done so i kind of went a bit sneakkyy. i started kissing him. and he looked at me and went wtf? and then he started kissing me. quickly, i got my fone from my pocket whilst he was distracted and started recording. ! i sent it to his mom and he got the heardest beating ever!!!!!!
Posted 09/03/2010 19:41:30
Posted by Babbie
RE: Life
And also, another was me n my sister went driving in my dads car whilst he was asleep but she didnt have driving licence and she had to go job centre and i had to sit in the car for like an hour. so the ticket man came along and he took photos! and the bad thing was you could see me in the car and see me crying!!!!! it was mega embarrassing. so m y sister came back really pi**ed of at me and then when she was turning, she hit an abmbulance and the police started folowing us. so she speed up and then the police stopped us and took us off and called my dad.
even now they laugh at me cuz i was in the pic and they framed it in her bedroom wall.. :L
Posted 09/03/2010 19:47:46
Posted by Babbie
RE: Life
Posted 09/03/2010 20:24:07
Posted by 24190kim
RE: Life
i was stupid enough to get a loan mobile phone which was an 18 month contract and internet connection in my name for my boyfriend (we had been together for 3 years and had been in our new flat for 6 months so i didnt think we were just going to split up) and then after a 6 months later he decided he didnt love me anymore and left me and hasnt paid a penny i am in serious debt problems and hes got away without paying a penny and has moved on i have moved on with an amazing guy but im still struggling to pay everything a year later and it will still take me at least 3 years to clear everything and its really getting me down that i cant do anything to make him pay and literally all my wages go on to my debt i cant go out shopping every penny goes onto debt
Posted 11/05/2010 21:19:47
Posted by jim09
RE: Life
I've been with the most amazing guy for 6months. Up until I met him i never thought i'd meet the right guy.
Now i've been with him 6months I've realised it seems he wasn't quite the ideal boyfriend but i've learnt to love him unconditionally.
I'm in a happy relationship with him really everything is great. I do have the whole shabang - except he lives 45mins away and recently lost his license. Our relationship has now become a one way effort in my mind I travel up to see him and when i get there i've had a busy day and want to relax with him and have cosy nights in. Instead he wants to go to town with his mates (with me aswell) but I don't want this. I tell him, so we then decide okay he goes out with his mates this eveving and then the next evening i'm up we'll spend in doing what i want to do as a matter of compromise.
But this is where everything gets tit's up. When i'm alone at home i've been finding myself watching lesbian sitcoms like the l word etc and i'm really enjoying them. Maybe for the storylines and passionate love that I can't always have but I find myself now looking at women????
How can this be when i'm inlove with my perfect man, okay i can't see him and do what I want to do all the time but thats the pro's and con's you get with a relationship.
What am I doing?
I'm scared one day i'm going to indulge in this fantasy of being with a women and it not being what i want and losing the man of my dreams.
Someone please reflect..
Posted 04/06/2010 14:12:03
Posted by jademilky
RE: Life
that story about the girl whose life\ was boring so she shagged her best friends boyf...what a n sty and malicious little madam. what goes around comres around. ok, so Ive done things I shouldnt have but never slept with a friends boyf and then bragged! GET A LIFE!!!
Posted 08/06/2010 20:18:28
Posted by kimmi30
RE: Life
Oh my days...most of these comments are a load of BULLSHIT, get a life guys, or at least make up believable stories hahaha bunch of numptys
Posted 07/07/2010 09:49:51
Posted by laceyj
RE: Life
I don't believe half of these stories, wonder how long it took to 'dream' them up!!!!
Posted 27/08/2010 08:42:48
Posted by Hanny-sam
RE: Life
i agree lol everey 1 can make up a lie but every lie should be made up wit one peice of truth
Posted 08/10/2010 12:47:02
Posted by SexySam33
RE: Life
I totally agree with with jademilky. You shouldn't brag about sleeping with your former friend's boyfriend. That is a line you don't cross. You're nasty!! But I wish you well in life. And maybe it's just as well, as your former friend will be alright knowing she doesn't have a friend like you anymore. You've truly done her a favour!
And to the other comments posted. You need to seriously spell check before you submit. Did any of you finish your education? Absolutely awful!
It was really hard to read and understand some of them!!
Posted 05/11/2010 16:19:22
Posted by thomisina
RE: Life
my now ex-partner got talking to one of his ex girlfriends on facebook, i didnt mind at first untill he started spending more and nore time on it....he'd never really bothered before!! so i went snooping on his page and found sum stuff he'd been saying on chat e.g. "you were my 1st true love" that i did not like!! maybe because i was feeling insecure as he didnt have much time for me...he'd rather be gaming on line (hence the split)
i told him what i'd seen and that i wasnt happy about it (he would of gone beserk if it was the other way round!) he told me i had nothing to worry about and took it upon hiself to delete her from his friends.
anyway they had exchanged e-mail addresses, so i hyjacked his e-mail account and changed the e-mail address of the ex very slightly, and then made a new e-mail account using the slightly different address, and then proceeded to send saucy e-mails, to see how he would respond! luckily for my self esteem at the time he had no interest saying he was in love with me. he never told me he was getting these saucy e-mails, but i did start noticing him get a bit uneasy about checking his e-mails when i was in the room, he soon blocked the address from responding with him, he hasnt got a clue to this day!!!
Posted 03/01/2011 07:37:11
Posted by char char xx
RE: Life
i couldnt help but laugh bout that girl watt took her bf bmw . watt a great idea
Posted 21/01/2011 14:41:24
Posted by char char xx
RE: Life
my cousin was going out wiv some boy but cheated on him twice they finnished n she moved after a while we stated texting each other all the time then we ended up getting together i never told her cause i new how she would react but her mum found out n told her everythink even that we slept together she didnt talk to me for a while i id fill a bit guilty but then thought it was her thought they split up in first place were speaking again now bu she reminds me every so often
Posted 21/01/2011 14:54:10
Posted by Snowrose
RE: Life
I don't understand or believe half these stories, they sound like the ramblings of little school girls.
Yeah but no but yeah but nooo...
Posted 29/05/2011 19:50:38
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RE: Life
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Posted 24/06/2011 15:21:47
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RE: Life
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Posted 24/06/2011 15:24:16
Posted by kel1989
RE: Life
Jesus kids....learn ENGLISH! Most of these stories in the comments are a load of bull anyway but would make them a bit easier to read if they were at least typed correctly! Bunch of dinlo's!!
Posted 08/11/2011 10:21:04
Posted by charlotte <3
RE: Life
right the other day i was at a club having a mint time with my mates, then this proppa fit bloke walks up to me and we go to the toilets we did it like a million times and then his fingered me right in the bum holy !!!
Posted 30/01/2012 13:05:20
Posted by charlotte <3
RE: Life
i am a guy and i need to get something off my chest so im going to tell you that a few days ago i went clubbing in leeds and i met a georgous fit girl who i got talking to. we got really pissed and i found myself going back to mine with her. in the morning after we did it she told me that my 2cm dick could not plessure her. i felt bad for myself but to make things worse my mom walked in just as she said it. later on we were sat watching tv and my mom told me that she will always love me no matter what but she did say that i inherited the problem off my dad.
Posted 30/01/2012 13:10:16
Posted by charlotte <3
RE: Life
i have something to say .
i am a lezbo who luvs a bit a gash nom nom i like clitty so much and love it when figners touch my flaps it feels sooooo good in fact im now going to have it off with a mature woman ;)
Posted 30/01/2012 13:12:37
Posted by travellero
RE: Life
why do women lie?-is it a defense mechansim?,,,is it in their nature...?is iy because they can?...i dont think i cud ever trust another woman fully again after nwhat ive been thru,
Posted 18/02/2012 08:54:14
Posted by BettyS
RE: Life
My only confession is how appalled I am at the spelling and grammar on here. Should have paid more attention in school, people!
Posted 26/02/2012 18:46:53