Posted by geenie123
RE: I have sex with my car!
WTF????????????????????????????
Posted 20/05/2008 13:57:25
Posted by l0r4d33
RE: I have sex with my car!
WHAT IF THIS CAR GETS PREGNANT? WHAT WILL IT BE? IT'S A SHAME THESE CARS CANT TALK FOR THEMSELVES.
Posted 20/05/2008 14:29:42
Posted by artemisd
RE: I have sex with my car!
Sorry but this guy is a weirdo. I'm trying to work out how he gets into position to penetrate the exhaust pipe. Get a life, get a woman!
Posted 20/05/2008 14:56:05
Posted by Claire Northcote
RE: I have sex with my car!
This is one of THE most bizarre things I have ever read!!! how the hell does he even get in a position to have "penetrative sex with the exhaust pipe"?? seriously I am just wetting myself laughing! does he think it's normal?? I am all for people doing what they want but this is just wierd and totally NOT normal. No wonder he has never had sex with a girl! Could you imagine how he would treat her!! and as for his poor mum, DO NOT tell her, you would just be so upset if that was your son, his dad must be a bit odd to not think his son is wierd!
Posted 20/05/2008 17:22:15
Posted by ginnette
RE: I have sex with my car!
Woah! Not sure if this is worse than all those people that said they have sex with animals or the life size dolls(can you remember those programmes?)
Posted 20/05/2008 17:31:05
Posted by lou96x
RE: I have sex with my car!
THIS IS TOO WEIRD AND NOT NORMAL!!!!
Posted 20/05/2008 20:50:34
Posted by ejsulsh
RE: I have sex with my car!
This has to be a joke
Posted 20/05/2008 21:09:49
Posted by Debbie Fashanu
RE: I have sex with my car!
I showed this story to my boyfriend and he got a lazy lob-on.
Posted 20/05/2008 22:20:36
Posted by dragvw117
RE: I have sex with my car!
Yo. I don't think It's 'normal' really, and also this story has some exaggerations of my statements... for example, I never said I used condoms. ;) However, yeah, that car is sexy as hell and I have had sex with it. Besides, it's not a lifestyle, it's just my sort of sexuality. I have terrific friends and family, and it doesn't matter what I tell them. Everyone has a 'thing', mine's just bizarre... and I don't usually talk about it, because who really needs to know? In day-to-day life this kind of thing doesn't really even matter.
But I understand, It is pretty weird; but take it or leave it, it gets a lot of reactions, which is good for media.
-Jordan Witham
Posted 21/05/2008 10:17:57
Posted by freakpolice
RE: I have sex with my car!
Jordan, you a a nutjob. So now you have just made this whole story worse, by saying you don't even use condoms - You are talking about this like it is something relatively normal and also something to be proud of. It's not!!! If this sort of thing doesn't really matter in day to day life, then why tell the whole of the UK about it?
On a brighter note, i've got a really nice lemon coloured mini called Sunshine if you want to borrow her, just clean up after yourself.
P.S To the girl whose boyfriend got a lazy lob on: shoot him.
Posted 21/05/2008 13:38:28
Posted by charlesmarshall
RE: I have sex with my car!
I can associate with this guy. I have had a relationship with a Mazda 6 called Ping Pong, but a new Subaru Impreza WRX takes my fancy next. I have already got a name for him, Wang.
Posted 21/05/2008 14:17:15
Posted by jlaud
RE: I have sex with my car!
i have a friend called jordan i think he has sex with his car. Not very good in goals either?
Posted 21/05/2008 18:36:42
Posted by jlaud
RE: I have sex with my car!
this guy works for 3
Posted 21/05/2008 18:43:46
Posted by dragvw117
RE: I have sex with my car!
Well whatever, I understand your viewpoints. It's just, some people get off on feet or bondage, I get off on cars. Big whoop, right?
This article makes it sound like I'm a wild car-rapist. In reality, I just love my cars a lot, and sometimes get kinky with 'em.
But Mr. 'FreakPolice'... It doesn't matter in day to day life. After talking to some people on the internet, I was approached to make a film about the subject. Free road trips across the US and film stuff was quite appealing, so I did it. Then, Closer saw the film and wanted to talk to me about it, then they wrote this. I'm not actively trying to push this on anyone. It just seems lots of media people like to talk about it.
-Jordan
Posted 21/05/2008 19:36:34
Posted by C.I.A
RE: I have sex with my car!
I'd wait untill the exhaust cools down if I was you.
Posted 22/05/2008 13:28:54
Posted by freakpolice
RE: I have sex with my car!
Firstly, I am a woman, not that that would interest you.
Secondly, if you don't want to push this on anyone, then why allow people to write articles about it? Surely you realise that no one sympathises with you, they are writing articles about you and making films because this is a weird situation you are in and they are trying to exploit it? You think that because you have sex with a car you can justify getting free road trips across america?
I just don't understand why you do this, and why you decide to tell the world about it. Surely you must realise that this is fucked up.
Posted 22/05/2008 13:32:51
Posted by jlaud
RE: I have sex with my car!
Did your beetle get a free road trip or did "she" just have to settle with a sore exhaust pipe. If the beetle is a girl with an exhaust then where does "Trans Am" take it so to speak?
Posted 22/05/2008 14:33:37
Posted by aniee1986
RE: I have sex with my car!
im sorry jordan im all for live and let live but have you thought about getting some help? its not healthy to be this obsessed with your cars?!if you get your wish and end up an old man with his cars dont you think that would be a really lonely life? cars cant talk to you or offer you any kind of companionship?
if you dont feel like you can tell your mum you must be aware of how weird your lifestyle is, and im sorry if ur mum doesnt know about this already surely she will when the show airs!? i hope you at least got some money for this?!
Posted 22/05/2008 16:38:00
Posted by levlongman
RE: I have sex with my car!
this is just another fetish. I can understand why some people like cars, for the same reason as some people are gay, some like silicon and some people like hentai.
It's no big deal.
just don't do it in front of me, k?
Posted 22/05/2008 20:01:15
Posted by opalxfrooties
RE: I have sex with my car!
i have to say that after first reading this story i had to re-read it as i was so in shock i could not believe exactly what i was reading. i understand people have fetishes some strange and some what we in this day and age class as normal. however i cant help but think this is really wrong. i dont understand how you could get turned on by a car. and considering this man has never had a girlfriend then publishing this story will not help in that department. as for the fact he isnt ready to tell his mother about his weird habbits i think publishing this bizzare story in a popular magazine was not one of his greatest ideas. the car itself is nice but i dont see how its a turn on to stick your genitals in an exhaust pipe?!?!?!?!
good luck for the future though jordan, heaven knows you'll need it.
Posted 23/05/2008 00:48:11
Posted by SAMA
RE: I have sex with my car!
Jordan,
You should love your girlfriend the way she is.... i noticed you said “I could feel myself falling in love while I worked on Ingo"..... if you were truly in love with her you would have loved her the way she was. You only realised your sexual attraction once you started work on her.... it is like men falling for human females after getting a boob job. it is so shallow! i am disgusted!
Posted 23/05/2008 09:14:03
Posted by emmac
RE: I have sex with my car!
Dirt. Theres something seriously wrong with him
Posted 23/05/2008 11:35:53
Posted by Steve Exon
RE: I have sex with my car!
Could be worse — he could be having sex with Escorts.
Posted 23/05/2008 12:35:57
Posted by Anonymous
RE: I have sex with my car!
RE: I have sex with my car!
WHAT IF THIS CAR GETS PREGNANT? WHAT WILL IT BE? IT'S A SHAME THESE CARS CANT TALK FOR THEMSELVES.
--
He said he uses a condom, he won't get "carmydia" then either.
Posted 23/05/2008 22:32:58
Posted by daneeleya
RE: I have sex with my car!
I would just like to say.. who says this isnt car-rape? the car didnt say 'yes' to it now did it? i totally reckon the car should claim rape against u!
Posted 23/05/2008 22:58:13
Posted by Macaceuk
RE: I have sex with my car!
Good for you man :D!
if women can have sex with plastic toys y cant men have sex with their toys?
if you think of it that way you might see some understanding in the matter ;)
oh i hope it has leather seats ;)
Posted 24/05/2008 13:01:00
Posted by lisasmells
RE: I have sex with my car!
How do you know Ingo wants to actually have sex with you? do you not think she is out in the middle of the night experiencing with your new man?! I also read you have met another car-lover throught the intenet? You should give Ingo twin exhausts and have a threesome!!! Aren't i full of ideas!
Posted 24/05/2008 13:04:46
Posted by CharliClaire
RE: I have sex with my car!
i've been pondering on this- how do u actually penetrate the exhaust?? is it stuffed with some sort of foam like material to make the hole smaller and tighter?? do u go for small exhausts? or u just hugely massive?!!
ps watch out for chaiffage!!
Posted 24/05/2008 22:25:39
Posted by littleelfqueen
RE: I have sex with my car!
pervert!
Posted 25/05/2008 14:12:39
Posted by champagnesocialite
RE: I have sex with my car!
Has anybody considered that this might just be a complete fabrication?
Does this guy have no dignity?
Posted 25/05/2008 20:55:47
Posted by sarie75
RE: I have sex with my car!
Look how sad the cars eye looks. I really don't think it's (sorry, she's) happy about having to be serviced so often.
Posted 25/05/2008 23:06:56
Posted by Craig
RE: I have sex with my car!
VW's are S L U T S !!!
Posted 26/05/2008 08:28:18
Posted by Bonnie Thirlaway
RE: I have sex with my car!
PMSL... These comments are FUNNY!!! As for the car lover, good way to make yourself some money... Very clever!
Posted 27/05/2008 14:45:48
Posted by blubberluver
RE: I have sex with my car!
I once had sex with a Princess.................an Austin Princess that is..!!!!
Posted 28/05/2008 12:17:16
Posted by jonesboy22
RE: I have sex with my car!
dude, like...the hell is wrong with you...it sickens me
Posted 28/05/2008 15:56:40
Posted by Lou Manc
RE: I have sex with my car!
That car looks like it needs counselling. Stop sticking your knob in her you evil monkey
Posted 29/05/2008 13:25:05
Posted by kymmi-b-
RE: I have sex with my car!
ewww thats disgusting and soooo woerd! i love my fone but i wouldnt b sticking it places! c'mon this cant be real!
Posted 29/05/2008 13:51:38
Posted by xxChelseaMxx
RE: I have sex with my car!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i watched part of the documentry! im alot younger than u and i wud never ever do that its disgusting! Im sure the car doesnt really like u sticking ur thing into "her" tail pipe and stuff and "she" might need to go to counselling or something! Stop doing stuff to "her"
Posted 29/05/2008 18:14:30
Posted by mike1234
RE: I have sex with my car!
You lot should meet more people, I love doing this to my car, it turns my girlfriend on and I enjoy doing it. What's there to complain about? The best sex I've ever had with a car was when i did my dads new Ford Transit, I will never forget that!!
Mike
Posted 29/05/2008 23:03:01
Posted by elishiba
RE: I have sex with my car!
ummmm i think guys who have sex with cars don't like to be around people bit like the same people who are killers and are antisocial so therefor you are a mental nutcase and have no people skills and i bet you like to lie and scam people to, you don't have a good heart at all. when you become famous (if) and you do end up falling for a girl she won't give you a second look (and that also goes on with your pic that you have on the website too)
Posted 30/05/2008 13:48:57
Posted by amused713
RE: I have sex with my car!
For real? If you were really in a gay relationship with the male car, I think it would be perfectly appropriate to engage in a sexual relationship with the stick shift inside the car, of course that would make you the bottom though.
P.s. I think Ingo can do better, shes QUITE a looker.
Posted 30/05/2008 20:16:27
Posted by rjwqld
RE: I have sex with my car!
Weird? Yes. But, no weirder than making love to a bit of plastic with a couple batteries inside. Or that plastic blow up doll. It would have to be cheaper than the real thing, but you can't take it with you.
Posted 03/06/2008 01:25:16
Posted by lilmissnic72
RE: I have sex with my car!
This guy obviously needs some psychiatric help or something, cos that is really not normal
Posted 03/06/2008 16:09:25
Posted by karis08
RE: I have sex with my car!
Why Tell people?????????????????????
it's too weird
Posted 03/06/2008 16:22:31
Posted by loopy lou
RE: I have sex with my car!
I just have to say WHAT THE FUCK!! I am a psychiatric nurse on a secure unit and my patiants seem normal compared to you!!! One of my colleagues is very concerned about the temperarture of the exhaust pipe, i suppose it gives a new meaning to a hot dog!! Also please make sure that the exhaust is not rusty as you could get a c.t.d (car transmitted disease) oh a quick question what kind of engine oil do you use........... for lubrication in order to penetrate that exhaust pipe lol WHAT A FREAK
Posted 05/06/2008 05:21:04
Posted by sarahlvzliam
RE: I have sex with my car!
HEY its your life but you should of kept it behind close door . SAYING THAT MY BOYFRIEND HAS BEETLE BUT HE DON'T HAVE SEX WITH HIS SO I GUESS YOUR WEIRD.
Posted 07/06/2008 21:20:00
Posted by rotary
RE: I have sex with my car!
rx7club knows about joo!!1!1!!
Posted 09/06/2008 00:44:51
Posted by Holzie-B
RE: I have sex with my car!
I think this is really funny.. and i cant believe that people do this.. HAHA
Posted 10/06/2008 11:47:53
Posted by CARLOVER
RE: I have sex with my car!
What is wrong with you people?? Isn't this supposed to be a free world?? Is he raping women, having sex with animals? molesting his mother?? NO!!! Most people have fetishes but either choose to closet it or live in frustrated denial. Bet he has the best orgasms of his life and is happier then you people who just critcise because he's admitted to doing something different. Jordan I applaud you and your good taste. By the way I am a woman who adores cars and YES I DO MAKE OUT WITH MINE ON A DAILY BASIS. NO JOKE. I also have a fantastic sexual relationship with my male partner who knows about my fetish and accepts me for who I am.
Posted 13/06/2008 20:14:48
Posted by XxXSH3RiN3XxX
RE: I have sex with my car!
i have never had sex with a beetle, though i have banged a turtle- it was nice . . . i grinned (=
xxxxxxxxxx x x x x x x x x xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
give it a go, they last for years! ! ! !
Posted 14/06/2008 09:56:07
Posted by dowlingk2004
RE: I have sex with my car!
This is totally wierd - get a life! Go and meet some new friends, when you eventually fall in love with a human and she/he sees this there gonna run a mile - FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 24/06/2008 16:46:02
Posted by Bambi
RE: I have sex with my car!
This dude isn't hurting anyone else just like I'm not hurting anyone else when I masturbate with a bit of plastic between my legs. Just like the poor bastard who got put on a sexual offenders list for penetrating a bicycle in his locked hotel room no one is being hurt.
What concerns me is that this lad considers it a 'relationship' that he has with his car, that they have 'sex' together and that he's 'introduced another car into the relationship'.
Wan< with your car all you like but remember that's all it is.
Posted 27/06/2008 03:15:15
Posted by loulou08
RE: I have sex with my car!
I agree that mechaphilliacs are not hurting anyone, however after watching the documentary recently i was shocked to discover that aswell as his own car, he fucks other peoples(without them knowing). The camera crew who were filming stayed with one of the guys taking part in it, they set up a camera during the night and caught him secrectly going out to the car park in just a t-shirt looking for a car to fuck, now i'm sorry but if they were human would'nt he get arrested for molestaion, he has his own car to play with so why go looking for others that dont belong to him, its almost like he is hitting on someone elses woman, and c'mom guys but would'nt you be pissed off if you nipped out to your car only to catch this guy masturbating over your wheel arch, i can only assume most people would want to lay him out, i know i would.
Posted 08/07/2008 02:35:15
Posted by natathunps
RE: I have sex with my car!
If I’ve just been driving her, I have to wait for the exhaust pipe to cool down before I have sex. And I always use a condom because of all the dirt and dust inside.
thats the funniest thing iv read in a while god love him the little weirdo
Posted 11/07/2008 17:21:12
Posted by jojo1980
RE: I have sex with my car!
FREAK!! or what is this for real??
Posted 06/08/2008 16:20:07
Posted by katie666
RE: I have sex with my car!
well....talk about being different! i actually think this is so wrong, but thats just my opinion. each to their own as they say!
Posted 15/08/2008 14:45:28
Posted by xxxHAXORo7XXX
RE: I have sex with my car!
Lmao that was so funny i nearly fell of my chair,is he for real maybe they should get married but i dont know a church that would wed cars. Haha rotfl XD
Posted 20/08/2008 19:32:49
Posted by xx---zozo---xx
RE: I have sex with my car!
Wtf... Aree.. You Being Serious having sex with Your ?Car... Do You Have No Lifee...^o) Fucking wierdo
Posted 21/08/2008 22:48:47
Posted by Rose-e
RE: I have sex with my car!
this is horrible!
get a life!
Posted 27/08/2008 11:37:54
Posted by kc
RE: I have sex with my car!
i agree with what most of the people here wrote. to have sex with someone of ur family its already quite weird but atleast its with people ur having sex not with ur car. !!!!!!! u should really see some mental psych.
Posted 27/08/2008 12:04:17
Posted by emmamc
RE: I have sex with my car!
FOR CHRIST SAKE ................................................................................ DON'T TELL HIS MUM
Posted 07/09/2008 09:15:03
Posted by emmamc
RE: I have sex with my car!
I heard he tried bone the mystery machine and would've gotten away with it, if it wasn't for those peski kids
Posted 07/09/2008 10:39:41
Posted by cerise08
RE: I have sex with my car!
ya it's weird but hey does it hurt anyone no. he does it on his free time. everyone has their right to their own opinion plus it's not a crime so everyone should stop being so defensive about his personal life!!!!
Posted 16/09/2008 21:25:29
Posted by _michelle_d_x
RE: I have sex with my car!
yeah dude come on get a life - thats just not right i mean i love a lot of things but i dont go round having sex with them - duz it not hurt if you get it caught on some metal or sumthin ... ewww but nv lol x
Posted 08/10/2008 20:43:45
Posted by 20happy08
RE: I have sex with my car!
How the f%&* can someone be attracted to their car?!
You need some therapy, seriously you are a freak!
GET A LIFE!!
Posted 12/10/2008 14:04:59
Posted by charlyyyy
RE: I have sex with my car!
trust him be american. haha! no true brit would do sh#t lyk that!
Posted 14/10/2008 17:39:53
Posted by xSallyx
RE: I have sex with my car!
I'd laugh if it got stuck in the exhaust pipe! LOL what would the other people in the emergency room make of that!
Weirdo!
Posted 22/10/2008 20:59:12
Posted by tomspinks
RE: I have sex with my car!
hahaha the mystery machine comment!! legendary!!
Posted 05/11/2008 18:33:55
Posted by PerrinA
RE: I have sex with my car!
Each to their own I guess lol
Posted 06/11/2008 23:30:55
Posted by prezzo82
RE: I have sex with my car!
I am ashamed to see this. I mean, yeah, your first reaction would be that 'Get a Girl/Guy' but no sex/relationship at all is SO much better than sex AND relationship with a CAR! That sentence doesn't even sound realistic. It's comical. I think that (and i hope) it's just a publicity scam. To get famous or otherwise people would have forced him to therapy by now. And the main topic 'Sex with a car' sounds SO wrong. egh. Let me get my senses back.
Posted 30/12/2008 21:20:47
Posted by jazzb
RE: I have sex with my car!
i think hes a mecapeodophiile!! that porr car looks upset in the pic n considdering it cant talk for itself wat if the cars actually a boy and he's been anally abusing it for years hehe lmao...no on a serious note though, i feel sorry for him as i feel there is something seriously seriously wrong with him. im not sayin he HAS to like women but there are also men n i jus dont understand how someone can be attracted to something that is not living in any sort of way?? makes me wander!!
Posted 01/02/2009 07:21:20
Posted by jazzb
RE: I have sex with my car!
haha me n my friends are laufing so hard ryt now. wat if, the ingo got clamp, towed away or crushed!!! lmao wud u hold a funeral for her,,,wud u b classed as a widower?? lmao hehehehe omg... and also wat if u caught ur internet friend conoodling with ingo...would u say she cheated or he raped her?? i am sooo flippin confused?? is it an actual relationship or just a silly fetish??
Posted 01/02/2009 07:31:09
Posted by subarumadgirl
RE: I have sex with my car!
for the guy with the Subaru Impreza WRX!
DON'T DO IT! OR I WILL PHYSICALLY BE SICK!
(but it is a cool car!)
and people thought i was obsessed! not any more thay don't!
Posted 06/02/2009 18:40:24
Posted by yeahyeahyeah
RE: I have sex with my car!
How the hell you can have sex with an exsaut pipe...its about 4inch in diameter! I seriouly doubt his C**K is that big!
Posted 24/02/2009 16:30:37
Posted by Minger
RE: I have sex with my car!
What about the age difference. He doesn't look very old but the car was born in 1967.
If he had a thing for people in uniform (like some women do), woudl he shag a police car?
Posted 06/03/2009 19:46:23
Posted by lene13
RE: I have sex with my car!
I am guessing that neither of these cars consented to you sticking it in the exhaust pipe right? Good luck trying to drive them...exhaust is probably too full of semen
Posted 27/03/2009 11:26:42
Posted by natd
RE: I have sex with my car!
omggg wtffffffffffffff fukin weirdooo !!
sorry but you really strange how the hell can you have sex with a car anyways !
Posted 03/04/2009 16:38:33
Posted by verynoicexx
RE: I have sex with my car!
:O WOH!! :S
Posted 16/04/2009 11:54:57
Posted by tspeaks
RE: I have sex with my car!
I'm really interested in fetishes (esp. those different from my own), so I'm probably the target demo for this kind of special. Therefore, I'm really grateful to Jordan for being brave enough to share his story. It makes the rest of us "deviants" feel a bit less alone, which I believe was his point in sharing it.
A lot of people have interests outside the norm. Sexuality and sexual turn-ons are triggered by chemicals in the brain. Normally developed sexual impulses will be triggered by the normal sort of stuff - human scents, human skin, other human beings. Sometimes something abnormal will trigger - including inanimate objects (dolls), synthetic textures (latex), and certain situations.
It's not that crazy. So many people have strange sexual urges that they aren't sure how to explain and don't understand, themselves. Many of them live in shame because of said urges, and are terrified of sharing their oddities with their friends and family (or potential partners). Most of the time, I see no reason for shame to be such an issue, especially in cases where the fetish is fairly harmless (like feet!).
This fetish is NOT hurting anyone. The car is an object, so it doesn't have to consent to a man fondling it or having sex with it anymore than it has to consent to being driven. For God's sake, don't make yourselves look nuttier than the person you're trying to insult by going on hate rants just because you don't get something.
This is a harmless, but truly fascinating fetish. Thank you for sharing, Jordan!
Posted 18/04/2009 05:16:15
Posted by traci
RE: I have sex with my car!
it's made me feel really sick.
Posted 11/05/2009 09:19:18
Posted by traci
RE: I have sex with my car!
it's made me feel really sick.
Posted 11/05/2009 09:19:23
Posted by Kizzy!
RE: I have sex with my car!
HAHAHA CHEATIN ON A CAR WITH ANOTHER CAR LMAO MAKE ME LAUGH. this is so weird but if that wat makes u happy then carry on lol.
Posted 13/05/2009 23:04:18
Posted by bubbles12
RE: I have sex with my car!
I love my BMW and I call him Billy, all my family accept our relationship and Billy has formally adopted my children and we are having a commitment ceremony this weekend. Its not only men that can have penetrative sex with cars I have penetrative sex with Billy by using his gear stick.
Posted 20/05/2009 12:53:34
Posted by kimmie123
RE: I have sex with my car!
WTF what a fucking weirdo, u r sooooooo fucked up.
this really cant be true can it?
u know u say u have sex with the male car "Todd", what do u do put the exhaust in ur arse?
u wanna be care u dont get some rust in ur bum or summin that could make it real sore!!!!
all i can say is make sure u do wear a condom when u stick ur genitals in "ingo" as u dnt know where she has been!!!! tbh she looks like a bit of a slut
Posted 10/06/2009 22:03:15
Posted by x_xX_Xx_x
RE: I have sex with my car!
I feel sorry for the car. it cant escape, getting raped by that freak all the time.
this is the weirdest thing ive ever read but its also the funnyest.
what if it was a car across the street he fancied, would he sneakoff at night and fuck that up the pipe.
And you bought a "male car" how do you know its male does it have a metal penis hanging off it" uhmm NO!
and Tbh i dont think "Ingo" would mind you "cheating onher" with "Todd". itd be a FUCKING BREAK!
Dude,, wtf, sort your life out, your a complete joke. i cant even believe you would tell something as embarassing as this to the world.
Find a woman, lose your virginity that way not with a freaking car. OH wait that might be a difficult job now because every single woman in the world thinks your a freak.
Someone said your causing no harm to people, wtf your causing ouur minds to have unwanted images of you with your wanger in a fucking car exhaust.
sick sick SICKO!
sort your life out man.
AND please please DO NOT! tell your mother unless you want her to have a heart attack and die! its not a good idea.
Posted 06/08/2009 15:12:59
Posted by tasha! xo
RE: I have sex with my car!
OH MY DAYSS!!! That is just wronggg!! do we really want to know that yur doingg an exhaust pipee???!!!! sort yur life out.
Posted 15/08/2009 19:44:45
Posted by mel mel
RE: I have sex with my car!
Get a girl You bloddy weirdo!!!
Posted 27/10/2009 20:42:21
Posted by Brumby
RE: I have sex with my car!
I think its unfair calling him a weirdo,as long he dont touch children. I can see where he is coming from,I read about someone who did this but all in all it was to do with his backround,he could not help it. good luck to him you carry on your not hurting no one.
Posted 10/11/2009 11:19:58
Posted by lovleylaura.
RE: I have sex with my car!
As if i wasnt wetting myself enough then i red this comment "Could be worse — he could be having sex with Escorts."... you legend! x
Posted 22/11/2009 07:23:36
Posted by Quick Draw Mcgraw
RE: I have sex with my car!
I must admit I have a fetish of exhaust pipes,I like wet exhaust which spew out water,I have even had this on my face and tasted some. Go on my son you carry on your not alone.
Posted 01/12/2009 19:32:10
Posted by Fe
RE: I have sex with my car!
I must say for all the people that have problems with this action you're still reading about it. You guys are still commenting on it, taking time out of your lives to tell this guy he's a "wierdo". At least he can admit to himself how he feels sexually instead of trying to live a life like everyone tells him to. He seems happy. It would be like telling someone they can't be true to themselves. it's not fair to say he must ignore his feelings and be unhappy his whole life to satisfy everyone else. Screw that. Good for you Jordan. You have support. I may not understand your feeling but you a free to feel how you want to.
Posted 09/12/2009 07:45:14
Posted by ThinMan
RE: I have sex with my car!
What ever happened to your other car Todd? I thought you said you weren't gay. I guess if you call it a car and name it after the one you love, it's just prison sex....
Posted 09/12/2009 10:59:38
Posted by Brumby
RE: I have sex with my car!
I am the same as Jordan realy,I have a thing about my pals Vauxhall Astra,its the exhaust which turns me on,when I drive her a see other pipes dripping out condensation I get realy turned on,I have placed my finger in the exhaust and felt the moisture,and yes I did have sex with a fiesta some time ago,so lets stop knocking Jordan we dont harm anyone.
Posted 14/12/2009 11:40:11
Posted by kc
RE: I have sex with my car!
this is the most disgusting thing i read in the morning!!!
Posted 18/03/2010 07:00:43
Posted by Laura1985
RE: I have sex with my car!
Come one people - leave him alone, he ain't hurting nobody! Some people like to be flogged, some people like dressing up as babies and having their "nappy" changed which is also bizzare. But as long as you're not exposing yourself in public or touching kids, then whats the big deal. He can do what he wants! P.S. I am not into weird stuff myself, just believe in free sexual expression.
Posted 18/03/2010 13:38:24
Posted by emmaxx
RE: I have sex with my car!
omfg im in total shock. ou should go to a nightclub, pull a bird and experience real sex!!! when you do you'l realise what real sex is like and how weird n fucked up this really is!!!
Posted 20/03/2010 21:24:45
Posted by Chrystale
RE: I have sex with my car!
OH, MY GOD! I don't understand this mad thing.. It's better if you keep it in secret because it's disgusting and funny, maybe this guy was paid for this story... I hope that one day he becomes a real man and starts fancying women! Good luck for you anyway..
Posted 21/03/2010 19:32:35
Posted by Lady with the pink hat
RE: I have sex with my car!
HAHAHAHAHA PMSL WHAT A FREEEEAAAAAAAK
Posted 25/03/2010 12:08:21
Posted by diannedoyle
RE: I have sex with my car!
he shagged a car n he liked it hope the taxis dont mind it
Posted 25/03/2010 22:49:57
Posted by caz856
RE: I have sex with my car!
what is the world coming to when i a guy cant even stay faithful to a car??? there is no hope for us ladies!!! lol
Posted 26/03/2010 08:46:33
Posted by Cazzy_46
RE: I have sex with my car!
OMG is this true?????????????
Posted 03/04/2010 01:34:59
Posted by SnapOnStrapOn
RE: I have sex with my car!
Jordan, just promise me you'll never have a threesome. its not worth it. Yeah, at the time its loads of fun, the build up's been tense, polite conversation and nibbles till a few suggestive glances are traded across the garage, a seductive brush past as you go to fetch down some back issues of 'Hot Rod' magazine from the shelf. Then the talk turns filthier than a mechanics fingernails and before you know it you're all going at it, making a mess everywhere, sweating and steaming up...lube and oil all over the fucking place, catching reflections of yourself in mirrors and chrome bumpers, cocks in pipes, aerials up bottoms, maybe moving up to a gearstick or handbrake if you're a bit pissed then after a few minutes of sweating onto vinyl you shoot your load in a glove box, its all such a beautiful blur you don't even know who's face you came in .
Great!
But, as you wake up from your post orgasmic slumber, dribble soaking into your 'Top Gear' t shirt, slightly sore and mildly regretful, the smell of swarfega wafting in the dusty air and the remnants of some adventurous foreplay on your hands you see Todd. You see Todd in the rear view mirror taking Ingo hard up the arse and her, having not even napped, loving every metal millimeter. You'll feel betrayed, especially when she'd never let you do it as she said it 'hurt'. You're gonna feel shit.
Don't do it Jordan. I know its tempting but she'll just fuck you over. These 40 year old women are all the same....sexual vampires.
Crack on.....
Posted 04/04/2010 02:28:23
Posted by yummymummy2304
RE: I have sex with my car!
OMFG! THATS FUCKING VILE! BUT SOOO FUNNY AT THE SAME, OBV HES AMERICAN! GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY FOR MAKING US FEEL SANE AGAIN! HAVING SEX WITH HIS CAR IS JUST SOOO WRONG BUT HOW DARE HE GO AND VIOLATE SOMEONE ELSES PROPERTY, FIRST OF ALL IF ITS ON DRIVE WAY SURELY THATS TRESPASSING- ITS JUST A LAW SUIT WAITING TO HAPPEN- YA KNOW HOW THE YANKS LOVES THE LAWSUITS! HE NEEDS TO GO OUT AND SOCIALISE AND FUCK A WOMAN, NOT AN AUTOMOBILE! WEIRD MOFO
Posted 07/04/2010 19:40:58
Posted by georgia003
RE: I have sex with my car!
i have sex with my frying pan
Posted 23/04/2010 12:45:34
Posted by Another Freak
RE: I have sex with my car!
I don't believe it - I call BULLSHIT.!!
Post up a VIDEO if your that Fucked Up.??
NO, I'm not weird, but I wanna see PROOF.!!
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Posted 24/04/2010 07:03:18
Posted by sammi-jo 121
RE: I have sex with my car!
who in the right mind would do this it ok to love your car but not in that way like i think you shoud get sericous help if that the way your going with your life
Posted 16/06/2010 09:55:19
Posted by Lambo_J
RE: I have sex with my car!
Wow... All you people who have something so negative to say.... Perhaps it's YOU, who should get a life.. It's NOT that big of an issue.. At least he's not sitting in his house, electrifying his cock. Or out fucking numerous people, and possibly catching a disease. I understand FULLY, where he is coming from. As I have had a RELATIONSHIP with my Nissan 300ZX, Roel, for the past 7 years! And oh my... Guess what?... I also have a GIRLFRIEND!! And she knows about me and Roel. She doesn't watch, she's not involved, but she has put forth the effort to understand.
Why is it so strange to you all, to love? To feel love? Last time I checked, love knew no boundaries.. It is completely free, and cannot be stopped if it is true. I know Jordan a bit, and from what I know of him, he's a great guy. And I say more power to him, for his honesty. For being true to himself. As that's what everyone should do. Why shun him, for his honesty? I know it may be rather strange to many of you, but remember; YOU are the ones who CHOSE to read this.. No one forced you...
Lambo_J
Posted 17/07/2010 12:51:57
Posted by xbethanx
RE: I have sex with my car!
sick sick sick
Posted 13/12/2010 20:34:28
Posted by HondaGurlzRule
RE: I have sex with my car!
Cars are probably the most amazingly engineered objects ever created. From the interior, exterior to the finishing paint. Simply put, they can be hot as hell! To me, cars are amazing sex toys. I have never bought a brand new car but that is a dream! The smell of the interior, to the look and feel of the seats, wow. The gasoline that goes in your tank to the smell of the exhaust ummm. Cars in winter are the best! OMG, being trapped in your car in the winter with exhaust pouring out of the exhaust can make me jizz 45 feet up in the air! I LOVE Hondas! Just the name sounds sooo sexy and feminine! The seat belts are amazing how they hold you in and you can't get out!
Posted 26/01/2011 21:45:56
Posted by HondaGurlzRule
RE: I have sex with my car!
You don't need a girlfriend if you have a cute Honda or Toyota! While you sit in an absolutely gorgeous, cute, sexy as hell - Hot Honda in the driver's seat, knowing that you have well over 150 horsepower underneath your foot is incredible!!! Do you know how powerful that is?!
Posted 26/01/2011 22:06:06
Posted by HondaGurlzRule
RE: I have sex with my car!
Walk up to your extremely cold Honda, sitting in the snow. You get in the driver's seat and turn on the car. Immediately, the engine starts purring so smoothly, like a woman and clouds and clouds of pollution start pouring out of your exhaust pipe! It smells sooo amazing, you just want to stick it in the pipe and ROCK your Honda - or let it rock YOU! HOT! You close the door and start to clear the snow off of your car, being careful not to walk into the cloud of pollution that cute Honda is generating! The engine starts asking for more and more clean air to smash and more power and starts to warm up.
Posted 26/01/2011 22:07:31
Posted by HondaGurlzRule
RE: I have sex with my car!
You can barely hear her purr anymore as it's been over 10 minutes of idling! You take your brush and proceed to the rear of the car to clear the snow and are welcomed by an absolutely breathtaking stream of exhaust. You can't escape it anymore as the pipe keeps on pouring out as much pollution as it possibly can. You walk through the stream of pollution flying out of your Honda! Accord couldn't care LESS that she is ruining your health with her exhaust gas pollution!!! You clear the snow off of her legs, arms and butt. You can feel all 250 horses pouring, right onto your legs! She shows how little she cares about you by spitting condensation onto your pajamas! By this time you are so hard as a rock, you can barely take it anymore! So you quickly get in her and proceed to put your seat belt on. Now you have your seat belt on, car turned on and snow all cleared off. You're ready to drive so you tap the gas and notice that the cloud is almost invisible now as the catalytic converter is all warmed up and trying to convert your pollution into pure clean water. So you slowly drive away, accelerating to 5, 10, 30 MPH and you can hear the engine and the cylinders purring soooo gently like a kitty and yet so powerful! At 50MPH, you can hear the transmission shift so nicely and look in your mirror to see the pollution flying out of the back of the car into our air, ruining our environment and choking humanity! You see a sign for the freeway and you imagine how hard the cylinders would cycle going top speed - WOAH! The thought of it makes you accidentally become a little wet! You stop at the stop sign for the freeway and look around you at all the 3 cars beside you and in front of you!
Posted 26/01/2011 22:09:36
Posted by HondaGurlzRule
RE: I have sex with my car!
The Ford Focus in front of you hasn't had enough time to completely warm up so the catalytic converter is fairly cold! The light turns green and the girl in front of you Hammers her gas pedal and an ENORMOUS cloud of cold exhaust is generated and comes right into your face as you sit there, innocently waiting for the traffic to clear! She could care Less that the pollution she is making is going straight into your car and into your lungs, ruining your health! She could care less as her make-up is more important! As she reaches the on ramp, she realizes that the speed limit is TRIPLE the speed at which she is currently going!!! So, in order to avoid getting pulled over, she is forced to literally SMASH her gas pedal as hard as she can to get up to speed! Left with no choice, she hammers her gas pedal, generating a TON of pollution for the environment!!! She is up to 70 MPH, barely using 70 of the 140 Horsepower that her car is capable of using!!!
Posted 26/01/2011 22:11:54
Posted by HondaGurlzRule
RE: I have sex with my car!
By this time, you are on the freeway, trying to get up to the speed limit! You are in your seat belt, strapped in very tightly, like the good slave that you are! In order for You to reach the speed limit, you must also hammer the gas! So you press very hard on your Honda gas pedal and feel the INCREDIBLE power of 220 HP generating sooo much power and possibly creating global warming! You just tap the gas and the feel of the 6 cylinders purring soooo nicely up and down makes you on the verge of ******* all over Honda's interior, all down her steering wheel! You realize that you are late in order to get home to your wife and your only choice is to literally MASH the gas so hard!!! So, you put your foot on the gas and HAMMER it! You can't even imagine how much pollution Honda is generating!!! It would be way way WAY too powerful for you to endure! So you hammer the gas pedal and get up to 70 MPH and the power is just too much to take! You explode all over her dash and onto the steering wheel! The car just keeps on polluting, making greenhouse gas emissions, ruining the environment! The Honda doesn't care! It just keeps on polluting! Fumes pouring out into all of the trees, plants, into the soil etc. You just keep on pressing the gasoline into the air and this is totally legal! You know that you are a slave to your car! You HAVE to keep your seat belt on or you will get pulled over and given a fine!
Posted 26/01/2011 22:21:15
Posted by HondaGurlzRule
RE: I have sex with my car!
So you have to stay strapped into your Hot, juicy, Honda! She will NOT let you go! You beg her to let you out but you are stuck in traffic and you are forced to stay in your seat belt or you will GO TO JAIL!!! You beg her to let you go! "Please let me go?!" She says "NO, Biatch!" Your Honda makes you crawl under the exhaust.and puts 2, steel handcuffs on your arms and straps you to the tires - your left arm tied to the left tire and your right tied tightly to the right tire! She welds your mouth to the exhaust so you can barely breathe out of your mouth! You beg her to stop and Honda laughs at you! You kick hard, trying to get out of the predicament, to no avail. You hear BEEP BEEP BEEP!
Posted 26/01/2011 22:21:47
Posted by HondaGurlzRule
RE: I have sex with my car!
Oh my God! I just came home from the store and while I was out, this guy came home and had one of those old garages where you have to get out to open the door on the other side of the garage! So as I was walking by, there was a car coming from the one side and since I had nowhere to walk because of the heavy snow, I was forced on the road! So his Toyota was sticking out onto the road, where I was walking! He left it idle and went to the other side of the garage! I had nowhere to turn or go for that matter as the car coming was leaving a huge trail of pollution! I HAD to walk through his exhaust! Talk about HOT! I wanted to jump into the pipe and feel it pour all over my cock! I think it was a Camry! Wow. The best part was I couldn't smell a thing. His catalytic converter was converting all the gasoline into pure water! So sexy! Due to the emissions testing, they stick a probe in all of our exhausts (!) and measure the pollution coming out! HOT AS HELL!!! I would love to be that probe! These damn catalytic converters take away all the pollution :( It is the only thing saving us from our cars!!! Otherwise, we'd literally all be DYING!
Posted 27/01/2011 03:27:38
Posted by HondaGurlzRule
RE: I have sex with my car!
Umm, going to go for a walk. Hopefully, there will be a HUUUUGE Stream of gasoline pollution coming from a HOT HONDA to make me hard as a ROCK!!! LOL. I hope someone stops at a stop sign and FLOORS it into my FACE!!! Ummm I can smell it now!!!
Posted 28/01/2011 02:10:51
Posted by HondaGurlzRule
RE: I have sex with my car!
Did you see the new Honda commercial?! HOT! OMG. It shows a young cutepie sitting in her Odyssey, watching a DVD, oblivious to the fact that her van can make like 270 horses and burn tonnes of gasoline into the air!
Posted 28/01/2011 02:19:35
Posted by HondaGurlzRule
RE: I have sex with my car!
I was behind a car and he went FLYING by me. I couldn't smell a THING though as his catalytic converter converted 99.9999999999999999999% of his pollution into pure, clean, crisp drinking water... :( It's a shame that they were invented... :(:(:( Only thing saving us are the catalytic converters! The cars only have like 5 minutes to pollute before their EGR valves warm up and their catalytic converters warm up. So sad :( Ruining such an amazing fetish!
Posted 28/01/2011 03:03:20
Posted by kellyfish
RE: I have sex with my car!
in response to Claire Northcote, i think hed treat a girl very well, shed get washed a few times a week, waxed whenever she felt like it, and an oil change whenever she needed one, what else could a girl possibly want?
Posted 27/01/2012 18:28:56