Paris goes Gaga at Punk
Wednesday 28 January 2009
Punk nightclub is known for having a high calibre of celebrity clientele – and last night was no different. Stars flocked in their masses for the exclusive launch of the new Nokia 5800 handset at the Soho Street venue.
The headliners, so to speak, were chart sensation Lady Gaga, Paris Hilton and Jade Jagger. Jade’s man Dan Williams opened the evening with a DJ set and celebrities gathered aboard the pretty incredible touch-activated lit up dancefloor.
Jade’s daughter Assisi – despite being 16 – seemed to be freely helping herself to bottles of beer from the barman. Does nobody check ages nowadays? Jade wasn’t bothered anyhow! She seemed a bit moody – and to be quite honest every time I see her she doesn’t really have much to say! The jury’s still out on that one……
I spent much of my night causing mischief with DJ Lisa Moorish. Fag breaks were had with the delightful Jasmine Guinness who is desperate to make sure she’s seated on a “fun” table at this year’s Elle Style Awards. “Last year my table was terrible,” she whispered.
Lisa and I spied Celebrity Big Brother star Mutya Buena creeping out the fire escape for fags to avoid the paps. Mutya said she’s busy working on the new album. After such a strong debut with her solo material first time around I hope her appearance on the tragic reality show hasn’t botched everything up for her. She had three-inch long blue nails on show last night! Interesting…..
I also caught up with Thierry Henry’s ex-missus Claire Merry. She’s a top girl and reportedly worth a cool £10 million after divorcing the footballer now. She has the most amazing legs and bum I think I’ve ever seen. And sported a teeny tiny pair of hot pants to show off her perfect rump! She’s also sensible and went home before all the madness ensued.
Paris Hilton spent most of her evening with TV presenter guy Julian Bennett which was slightly random…..and also managed to make George Sampson’s dreams come true by bending over and giving him a kiss. His fellow teen friends must be sooooo jealous!
But the real meeting of minds was when Lady Gaga and Paris met up. It was their first time of meeting – and they got on like a house on fire. Paris told me: “Lady Gaga is a complete fashion icon. I totally love her and she’s my new obsession. She likes me and my sister too I heard. I totally want to do a single with her.”
Lady G was just as enamoured telling me: “I’m obsessed with fame and here I am standing right next to Mrs Fame herself.” Turning to Paris she said: “And by the way Stars Are Blind was one of my favourite records of all time. It’s a great pop record. Paris is so sweet calling me an icon but it will take more than one hit record to make me an icon.”
I have high hopes for Lady Gaga! She’s already supported the Pussycat Dolls and is well on the way to a successful career. The kookier the outfits the better, Lady!
Other stars at the Nokia 5800 event included Annie Mac, VV Brown, Leigh Francis, David Gandy, Amber Le Bon, Amy Molyneaux from fashion label PPQ, Dancing on Ice star Zoe Salmon, Jodie Harsh, Joe Swash and Fun Loving Criminal Huey Morgan.