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Piers Morgan Closer Online Gossip

Piers Morgan - would you?

Monday 15 June 2009

So...

This was the sight Closer Online was greeted with when we opened the papers this morning, and we are not entirely sure how we feel about it!

Behold, a half-naked Piers Morgan draped in red velvet, lounging seductively in front of a fire place. With a massive piece of bling adorning his naked hairy chest!

The Britain's Got Talent judge is helping fast-food giant Burger King to launch their Flame fragrance, a concoction that boasts a delicate hint of flame-grilled beef. The scent is meant to work as a bit of an aphrodisiac too, with the meaty smell stimulating our animalistic instincts, and is available in the UK from today after being a sell-out hit in the USA!

And Piers is confident that his ad-campaign is going to beat David Beckham's latest Armani shoot. The 44-year-old told the Daily Star:

'I'll definitely beat David Beckham in the fight for poster space. I beat Becks in a recent poll to be the UK's Hottest Hunk - and I'll beat him again.'

Piers also admitted that his girlfriend Celia calls him 'hot chunk' rather than 'hunk', so maybe Flame will be put to to good use in the Morgan household?

Relationship expert Traci Cox says: ‘“In a bizarre way, it makes sense that an animal scent would work better to attract women than scents that are totally different to a man’s natural smell.

"Smell is incredibly important in attraction and anything that makes a guy smell more masculine could evoke a primitive Me-Tarzan, You-Jane type reaction from women.”

Personally, we do love Burger King, we really do. But it's going to take a hell of a lot more than the smell of grilled meat to make us want to take a bite off Piers Morgan.

Dear readers, please cast your vote : do you think Piers Morgan is a delicious beefcake? Or does this photo make you feel a bit funny?

 

Piers is FLAME-ing hot

I'd rather not

Posted by lovingmum

RE: Piers Morgan - would you?

ewwwwwwwwwww no way

Posted 15/06/2009 10:52:09

Posted by MHA

RE: Piers Morgan - would you?

I so would!!!!!!

Posted 15/06/2009 11:04:22

Posted by clarabella

RE: Piers Morgan - would you?

Er one word.....NO!
And why would you want anyman to smell of meat?! i def won't be buying any for my man thats for sure!

Posted 15/06/2009 12:02:44

Posted by Tigerlilly

RE: Piers Morgan - would you?

Oh my god,that image is now tattoo'ed into my mind,thank's for that closer,i would'nt touch him with your's lol....!!!!!

Posted 15/06/2009 16:43:31

Posted by jemma1123

RE: Piers Morgan - would you?

NEVER!

Posted 16/06/2009 09:44:45

Posted by cazgall

RE: Piers Morgan - would you?

OMG!! Surprisingly he looks quite good! Much better than with his clothes on.

Posted 16/06/2009 18:47:25

Posted by louise wray

RE: Piers Morgan - would you?

er i might, yeh

Posted 22/06/2009 22:51:10



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