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'I snapped my lover’s willy during sex!’

Tuesday 11 January 2011

Twenty-five-year-old lisa Kendall prides herself on treating boyfriend Steve Rankin to wild sex – but she never planned on making him scream with pain.

The kinky 32st secretary, who scoffs a whopping 6,000 calories a day, was enjoying a steamy “woman on top” sex session with her 33-year-old lover when she pushed down and heard a sickening snap. Yelping in agony, Steve, who’s half Lisa’s weight, looked down to see his penis hanging in a limp L-shape.

Shockingly, doctors confirmed Lisa’s hefty weight had torn ligaments in Steve’s penis – and now it will be permanently curved unless the couple can raise enough cash to fund the expensive £7,500 corrective surgery.

Now, despite being limited to sex doggie style at an angle, Steve insists he’ll keep his curved penis and says he doesn’t blame Lisa – even wanting her to gain more weight.

Steve now has to stand sideways at urinals and gets accused of voyeurism by other men, but says: “I don’t blame Lisa – I love big women – but I don’t let her go on top now!”

The sex-mad couple from LA, who met at work and have been together for a year, were having sex last June when the accident occurred.

“Lisa was on top and we were going for it,” remembers Steve, a printer. “She started to slip and couldn’t steady herself. She fell off as I was pushing up.

“I was screaming, it felt like my penis was being ripped off. My penis suddenly went flaccid and started to swell. The pain was unbelievable.”

Crying, Lisa rushed Steve to hospital. 

“Doctors gave him painkillers and ice,” recalls Lisa. “They recommended surgery but we can’t afford it as we have no medical insurance so Steve’s now stuck with chronic penis curvature unless we can find the money one day.”

The bruising took three weeks to subside. “The pain was really bad and I had trouble using the toilet,” explains Steve.

“I couldn’t wear tight underpants.

“The mornings were painful as I would wake up with a natural erection but it was over a month before I could get an erection by being aroused and another month before we made love again.”

“I was nervous when we had sex. I felt like a virgin and had four vodkas. But Lisa was gentle and we used extra lubrication. It was a relief it still worked.”

Steve’s manhood used to stand at 6.3in when fully erect, but the accident has now reduced it to 5.8in.

Oddly, Steve admits he’d like Lisa to be even bigger – despite Lisa offering to lose weight because she felt so guilty.

And bizarrely, she plans to hit 35st by June to mark the anniversary of the accident.

Lisa, who’s always been big and says she has no health problems, indulges in six doughnuts, a brownie and three bacon sandwiches for breakfast. Lunch is normally a chicken curry and a hamburger, and dinner is two family size pizzas and a litre of ice-cream. She snacks on cheesecake, popcorn and five packets of crisps a day.

The pair now make love four times a week but have been warned that if Steve’s penis is incorrectly bent again he could end up impotent – but despite wanting kids in the future, they’re unperturbed.

“I do take extra care but Steve doesn’t want me to lose weight and we’re certainly not going to stop having sex!” says Lisa.

By Emily Retter and Christina Windsor

Posted by connie709

RE: 'I snapped my lover’s willy during sex!’

LOL!

Posted 11/01/2011 12:30:06

Posted by jmb411

RE: 'I snapped my lover’s willy during sex!’

OMG too much information! go and have a burger!

Posted 11/01/2011 14:40:48

Posted by n.s

RE: 'I snapped my lover’s willy during sex!’

OUCH!!!!

Posted 11/01/2011 15:52:23

Posted by sugar sweet

RE: 'I snapped my lover’s willy during sex!’

are they not embarrassed?? she should use this as a lesson! shes so fat that when she got on top of her husband she rolled off and snapped his willy! thats shameful and she may not have any health problems now but she should wait till she reaches her target (!!!!!!!) of 35st and develops diabeties and heart disease! she should really invest in some health insurance becasue shes going to need it!

Posted 11/01/2011 16:10:11

Posted by cc21

RE: 'I snapped my lover’s willy during sex!’

i no how can the fat cow expect to get pregnant at 35stone yuk

Posted 11/01/2011 16:29:17

Posted by cc21

RE: 'I snapped my lover’s willy during sex!’

i no how can the fat cow expect to get pregnant at 35stone yuk

Posted 11/01/2011 16:29:19

Posted by cc21

RE: 'I snapped my lover’s willy during sex!’

i no how can the fat cow expect to get pregnant at 35stone yuk

Posted 11/01/2011 16:29:23

Posted by slinkysponge

RE: 'I snapped my lover’s willy during sex!’

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Posted 12/01/2011 10:20:58

Posted by Morethan2braincells

RE: 'I snapped my lover’s willy during sex!’

I feel everso slightly sick....keep it to yourselves please

Posted 14/01/2011 14:40:56

Posted by Fat chick lover

RE: 'I snapped my lover’s willy during sex!’

U go girl, fat chicks r hot!

Posted 16/01/2011 17:40:20

Posted by cc21

RE: 'I snapped my lover’s willy during sex!’

oh my god do u fantasise bout ur willie getting snapped?

Posted 16/01/2011 17:59:39

Posted by Pilly

RE: 'I snapped my lover’s willy during sex!’

Mmmmmmmmm, big girls , love em

Posted 16/01/2011 20:15:18

Posted by Pilly

RE: 'I snapped my lover’s willy during sex!’

Mmmmmmmmm, big girls , love em

Posted 16/01/2011 20:15:21

Posted by Pilly

RE: 'I snapped my lover’s willy during sex!’

Know of a lad from oooop north , chap known as Wuffs to his mates , goes crazy for the larger lady , reckons he cant get enuff

Posted 16/01/2011 20:26:42

Posted by cc21

RE: 'I snapped my lover’s willy during sex!’

if the porker is gonna pose for pics she should at least wear matching underwear

Posted 16/01/2011 20:59:41

Posted by n.s

RE: 'I snapped my lover’s willy during sex!’

Um a bit uncomfortable reading a bit noncy comments from fat loving men!!
Please keep your fetishes to yourselves!!!

Posted 17/01/2011 08:52:12

Posted by sweetpea123

RE: 'I snapped my lover’s willy during sex!’

no health problems at that weight? I think that's unlikely.

Posted 17/01/2011 14:31:30

Posted by Poppy_1

RE: 'I snapped my lover’s willy during sex!’

How embarassing, surely she should take that as a sign to lose weight not gain anymore. Her daily food intake made me absolutly sick, being that fat is not sexy and its definatly not healthy!!!!!!

Posted 17/01/2011 15:04:53

Posted by rude gyal

RE: 'I snapped my lover’s willy during sex!’

how can his penis manage to find of get into ur vaginal hole?

Posted 27/01/2011 17:41:40

Posted by xreesx

RE: 'I snapped my lover’s willy during sex!’

they must spend a bomb on food and beds

Posted 05/05/2011 14:29:48

Posted by FA

RE: 'I snapped my lover’s willy during sex!’

she is sexy, it could of happened with any girl if they moved the wrong way or something

Posted 13/08/2011 21:44:00

Posted by nelliez87

RE: 'I snapped my lover’s willy during sex!’

ahahahahaha what'd she do, sumo wrestle down onto it?

Posted 17/08/2011 12:00:15

Posted by kellyfish

RE: 'I snapped my lover’s willy during sex!’

it coulda happened to anyone if the angle was wrong, iv heard about it happen to someone who was sleeping with a size 12 girl, so clearly her weight isnt the massive issue people are making it out to be, if she wants to eat that much and weigh that much, let her! its her body, its her choice.

Posted 27/01/2012 16:55:44



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