Posted by geenie123
RE: I have sex with my car!
WTF????????????????????????????
Posted 20/05/2008 13:57:25
Posted by l0r4d33
RE: I have sex with my car!
WHAT IF THIS CAR GETS PREGNANT? WHAT WILL IT BE? IT'S A SHAME THESE CARS CANT TALK FOR THEMSELVES.
Posted 20/05/2008 14:29:42
Posted by artemisd
RE: I have sex with my car!
Sorry but this guy is a weirdo. I'm trying to work out how he gets into position to penetrate the exhaust pipe. Get a life, get a woman!
Posted 20/05/2008 14:56:05
Posted by Claire Northcote
RE: I have sex with my car!
This is one of THE most bizarre things I have ever read!!! how the hell does he even get in a position to have "penetrative sex with the exhaust pipe"?? seriously I am just wetting myself laughing! does he think it's normal?? I am all for people doing what they want but this is just wierd and totally NOT normal. No wonder he has never had sex with a girl! Could you imagine how he would treat her!! and as for his poor mum, DO NOT tell her, you would just be so upset if that was your son, his dad must be a bit odd to not think his son is wierd!
Posted 20/05/2008 17:22:15
Posted by ginnette
RE: I have sex with my car!
Woah! Not sure if this is worse than all those people that said they have sex with animals or the life size dolls(can you remember those programmes?)
Posted 20/05/2008 17:31:05
Posted by lou96x
RE: I have sex with my car!
THIS IS TOO WEIRD AND NOT NORMAL!!!!
Posted 20/05/2008 20:50:34
Posted by ejsulsh
RE: I have sex with my car!
This has to be a joke
Posted 20/05/2008 21:09:49
Posted by Debbie Fashanu
RE: I have sex with my car!
I showed this story to my boyfriend and he got a lazy lob-on.
Posted 20/05/2008 22:20:36
Posted by dragvw117
RE: I have sex with my car!
Yo. I don't think It's 'normal' really, and also this story has some exaggerations of my statements... for example, I never said I used condoms. ;) However, yeah, that car is sexy as hell and I have had sex with it. Besides, it's not a lifestyle, it's just my sort of sexuality. I have terrific friends and family, and it doesn't matter what I tell them. Everyone has a 'thing', mine's just bizarre... and I don't usually talk about it, because who really needs to know? In day-to-day life this kind of thing doesn't really even matter.
But I understand, It is pretty weird; but take it or leave it, it gets a lot of reactions, which is good for media.
-Jordan Witham
Posted 21/05/2008 10:17:57
Posted by freakpolice
RE: I have sex with my car!
Jordan, you a a nutjob. So now you have just made this whole story worse, by saying you don't even use condoms - You are talking about this like it is something relatively normal and also something to be proud of. It's not!!! If this sort of thing doesn't really matter in day to day life, then why tell the whole of the UK about it?
On a brighter note, i've got a really nice lemon coloured mini called Sunshine if you want to borrow her, just clean up after yourself.
P.S To the girl whose boyfriend got a lazy lob on: shoot him.
Posted 21/05/2008 13:38:28
Posted by charlesmarshall
RE: I have sex with my car!
I can associate with this guy. I have had a relationship with a Mazda 6 called Ping Pong, but a new Subaru Impreza WRX takes my fancy next. I have already got a name for him, Wang.
Posted 21/05/2008 14:17:15
Posted by jlaud
RE: I have sex with my car!
i have a friend called jordan i think he has sex with his car. Not very good in goals either?
Posted 21/05/2008 18:36:42
Posted by jlaud
RE: I have sex with my car!
this guy works for 3
Posted 21/05/2008 18:43:46
Posted by dragvw117
RE: I have sex with my car!
Well whatever, I understand your viewpoints. It's just, some people get off on feet or bondage, I get off on cars. Big whoop, right?
This article makes it sound like I'm a wild car-rapist. In reality, I just love my cars a lot, and sometimes get kinky with 'em.
But Mr. 'FreakPolice'... It doesn't matter in day to day life. After talking to some people on the internet, I was approached to make a film about the subject. Free road trips across the US and film stuff was quite appealing, so I did it. Then, Closer saw the film and wanted to talk to me about it, then they wrote this. I'm not actively trying to push this on anyone. It just seems lots of media people like to talk about it.
-Jordan
Posted 21/05/2008 19:36:34
Posted by C.I.A
RE: I have sex with my car!
I'd wait untill the exhaust cools down if I was you.
Posted 22/05/2008 13:28:54
Posted by freakpolice
RE: I have sex with my car!
Firstly, I am a woman, not that that would interest you.
Secondly, if you don't want to push this on anyone, then why allow people to write articles about it? Surely you realise that no one sympathises with you, they are writing articles about you and making films because this is a weird situation you are in and they are trying to exploit it? You think that because you have sex with a car you can justify getting free road trips across america?
I just don't understand why you do this, and why you decide to tell the world about it. Surely you must realise that this is fucked up.
Posted 22/05/2008 13:32:51
Posted by jlaud
RE: I have sex with my car!
Did your beetle get a free road trip or did "she" just have to settle with a sore exhaust pipe. If the beetle is a girl with an exhaust then where does "Trans Am" take it so to speak?
Posted 22/05/2008 14:33:37
Posted by aniee1986
RE: I have sex with my car!
im sorry jordan im all for live and let live but have you thought about getting some help? its not healthy to be this obsessed with your cars?!if you get your wish and end up an old man with his cars dont you think that would be a really lonely life? cars cant talk to you or offer you any kind of companionship?
if you dont feel like you can tell your mum you must be aware of how weird your lifestyle is, and im sorry if ur mum doesnt know about this already surely she will when the show airs!? i hope you at least got some money for this?!
Posted 22/05/2008 16:38:00
Posted by levlongman
RE: I have sex with my car!
this is just another fetish. I can understand why some people like cars, for the same reason as some people are gay, some like silicon and some people like hentai.
It's no big deal.
just don't do it in front of me, k?
Posted 22/05/2008 20:01:15
Posted by opalxfrooties
RE: I have sex with my car!
i have to say that after first reading this story i had to re-read it as i was so in shock i could not believe exactly what i was reading. i understand people have fetishes some strange and some what we in this day and age class as normal. however i cant help but think this is really wrong. i dont understand how you could get turned on by a car. and considering this man has never had a girlfriend then publishing this story will not help in that department. as for the fact he isnt ready to tell his mother about his weird habbits i think publishing this bizzare story in a popular magazine was not one of his greatest ideas. the car itself is nice but i dont see how its a turn on to stick your genitals in an exhaust pipe?!?!?!?!
good luck for the future though jordan, heaven knows you'll need it.
Posted 23/05/2008 00:48:11
Posted by SAMA
RE: I have sex with my car!
Jordan,
You should love your girlfriend the way she is.... i noticed you said “I could feel myself falling in love while I worked on Ingo"..... if you were truly in love with her you would have loved her the way she was. You only realised your sexual attraction once you started work on her.... it is like men falling for human females after getting a boob job. it is so shallow! i am disgusted!
Posted 23/05/2008 09:14:03
Posted by emmac
RE: I have sex with my car!
Dirt. Theres something seriously wrong with him
Posted 23/05/2008 11:35:53
Posted by Steve Exon
RE: I have sex with my car!
Could be worse — he could be having sex with Escorts.
Posted 23/05/2008 12:35:57
Posted by Anonymous
RE: I have sex with my car!
RE: I have sex with my car!
WHAT IF THIS CAR GETS PREGNANT? WHAT WILL IT BE? IT'S A SHAME THESE CARS CANT TALK FOR THEMSELVES.
--
He said he uses a condom, he won't get "carmydia" then either.
Posted 23/05/2008 22:32:58
Posted by daneeleya
RE: I have sex with my car!
I would just like to say.. who says this isnt car-rape? the car didnt say 'yes' to it now did it? i totally reckon the car should claim rape against u!
Posted 23/05/2008 22:58:13
Posted by Macaceuk
RE: I have sex with my car!
Good for you man :D!
if women can have sex with plastic toys y cant men have sex with their toys?
if you think of it that way you might see some understanding in the matter ;)
oh i hope it has leather seats ;)
Posted 24/05/2008 13:01:00
Posted by lisasmells
RE: I have sex with my car!
How do you know Ingo wants to actually have sex with you? do you not think she is out in the middle of the night experiencing with your new man?! I also read you have met another car-lover throught the intenet? You should give Ingo twin exhausts and have a threesome!!! Aren't i full of ideas!
Posted 24/05/2008 13:04:46
Posted by CharliClaire
RE: I have sex with my car!
i've been pondering on this- how do u actually penetrate the exhaust?? is it stuffed with some sort of foam like material to make the hole smaller and tighter?? do u go for small exhausts? or u just hugely massive?!!
ps watch out for chaiffage!!
Posted 24/05/2008 22:25:39
Posted by littleelfqueen
RE: I have sex with my car!
pervert!
Posted 25/05/2008 14:12:39
Posted by champagnesocialite
RE: I have sex with my car!
Has anybody considered that this might just be a complete fabrication?
Does this guy have no dignity?
Posted 25/05/2008 20:55:47
Posted by sarie75
RE: I have sex with my car!
Look how sad the cars eye looks. I really don't think it's (sorry, she's) happy about having to be serviced so often.
Posted 25/05/2008 23:06:56
Posted by Craig
RE: I have sex with my car!
VW's are S L U T S !!!
Posted 26/05/2008 08:28:18
Posted by Bonnie Thirlaway
RE: I have sex with my car!
PMSL... These comments are FUNNY!!! As for the car lover, good way to make yourself some money... Very clever!
Posted 27/05/2008 14:45:48
Posted by blubberluver
RE: I have sex with my car!
I once had sex with a Princess.................an Austin Princess that is..!!!!
Posted 28/05/2008 12:17:16
Posted by jonesboy22
RE: I have sex with my car!
dude, like...the hell is wrong with you...it sickens me
Posted 28/05/2008 15:56:40
Posted by Lou Manc
RE: I have sex with my car!
That car looks like it needs counselling. Stop sticking your knob in her you evil monkey
Posted 29/05/2008 13:25:05
Posted by kymmi-b-
RE: I have sex with my car!
ewww thats disgusting and soooo woerd! i love my fone but i wouldnt b sticking it places! c'mon this cant be real!
Posted 29/05/2008 13:51:38
Posted by xxChelseaMxx
RE: I have sex with my car!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i watched part of the documentry! im alot younger than u and i wud never ever do that its disgusting! Im sure the car doesnt really like u sticking ur thing into "her" tail pipe and stuff and "she" might need to go to counselling or something! Stop doing stuff to "her"
Posted 29/05/2008 18:14:30
Posted by mike1234
RE: I have sex with my car!
You lot should meet more people, I love doing this to my car, it turns my girlfriend on and I enjoy doing it. What's there to complain about? The best sex I've ever had with a car was when i did my dads new Ford Transit, I will never forget that!!
Mike
Posted 29/05/2008 23:03:01
Posted by elishiba
RE: I have sex with my car!
ummmm i think guys who have sex with cars don't like to be around people bit like the same people who are killers and are antisocial so therefor you are a mental nutcase and have no people skills and i bet you like to lie and scam people to, you don't have a good heart at all. when you become famous (if) and you do end up falling for a girl she won't give you a second look (and that also goes on with your pic that you have on the website too)
Posted 30/05/2008 13:48:57
Posted by amused713
RE: I have sex with my car!
For real? If you were really in a gay relationship with the male car, I think it would be perfectly appropriate to engage in a sexual relationship with the stick shift inside the car, of course that would make you the bottom though.
P.s. I think Ingo can do better, shes QUITE a looker.
Posted 30/05/2008 20:16:27
Posted by rjwqld
RE: I have sex with my car!
Weird? Yes. But, no weirder than making love to a bit of plastic with a couple batteries inside. Or that plastic blow up doll. It would have to be cheaper than the real thing, but you can't take it with you.
Posted 03/06/2008 01:25:16
Posted by lilmissnic72
RE: I have sex with my car!
This guy obviously needs some psychiatric help or something, cos that is really not normal
Posted 03/06/2008 16:09:25
Posted by karis08
RE: I have sex with my car!
Why Tell people?????????????????????
it's too weird
Posted 03/06/2008 16:22:31
Posted by loopy lou
RE: I have sex with my car!
I just have to say WHAT THE FUCK!! I am a psychiatric nurse on a secure unit and my patiants seem normal compared to you!!! One of my colleagues is very concerned about the temperarture of the exhaust pipe, i suppose it gives a new meaning to a hot dog!! Also please make sure that the exhaust is not rusty as you could get a c.t.d (car transmitted disease) oh a quick question what kind of engine oil do you use........... for lubrication in order to penetrate that exhaust pipe lol WHAT A FREAK
Posted 05/06/2008 05:21:04
Posted by sarahlvzliam
RE: I have sex with my car!
HEY its your life but you should of kept it behind close door . SAYING THAT MY BOYFRIEND HAS BEETLE BUT HE DON'T HAVE SEX WITH HIS SO I GUESS YOUR WEIRD.
Posted 07/06/2008 21:20:00
Posted by rotary
RE: I have sex with my car!
rx7club knows about joo!!1!1!!
Posted 09/06/2008 00:44:51
Posted by Holzie-B
RE: I have sex with my car!
I think this is really funny.. and i cant believe that people do this.. HAHA
Posted 10/06/2008 11:47:53
Posted by CARLOVER
RE: I have sex with my car!
What is wrong with you people?? Isn't this supposed to be a free world?? Is he raping women, having sex with animals? molesting his mother?? NO!!! Most people have fetishes but either choose to closet it or live in frustrated denial. Bet he has the best orgasms of his life and is happier then you people who just critcise because he's admitted to doing something different. Jordan I applaud you and your good taste. By the way I am a woman who adores cars and YES I DO MAKE OUT WITH MINE ON A DAILY BASIS. NO JOKE. I also have a fantastic sexual relationship with my male partner who knows about my fetish and accepts me for who I am.
Posted 13/06/2008 20:14:48
Posted by XxXSH3RiN3XxX
RE: I have sex with my car!
i have never had sex with a beetle, though i have banged a turtle- it was nice . . . i grinned (=
xxxxxxxxxx x x x x x x x x xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
give it a go, they last for years! ! ! !
Posted 14/06/2008 09:56:07
Posted by dowlingk2004
RE: I have sex with my car!
This is totally wierd - get a life! Go and meet some new friends, when you eventually fall in love with a human and she/he sees this there gonna run a mile - FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 24/06/2008 16:46:02
Posted by Bambi
RE: I have sex with my car!
This dude isn't hurting anyone else just like I'm not hurting anyone else when I masturbate with a bit of plastic between my legs. Just like the poor bastard who got put on a sexual offenders list for penetrating a bicycle in his locked hotel room no one is being hurt.
What concerns me is that this lad considers it a 'relationship' that he has with his car, that they have 'sex' together and that he's 'introduced another car into the relationship'.
Wan< with your car all you like but remember that's all it is.
Posted 27/06/2008 03:15:15
Posted by loulou08
RE: I have sex with my car!
I agree that mechaphilliacs are not hurting anyone, however after watching the documentary recently i was shocked to discover that aswell as his own car, he fucks other peoples(without them knowing). The camera crew who were filming stayed with one of the guys taking part in it, they set up a camera during the night and caught him secrectly going out to the car park in just a t-shirt looking for a car to fuck, now i'm sorry but if they were human would'nt he get arrested for molestaion, he has his own car to play with so why go looking for others that dont belong to him, its almost like he is hitting on someone elses woman, and c'mom guys but would'nt you be pissed off if you nipped out to your car only to catch this guy masturbating over your wheel arch, i can only assume most people would want to lay him out, i know i would.
Posted 08/07/2008 02:35:15
Posted by natathunps
RE: I have sex with my car!
If I’ve just been driving her, I have to wait for the exhaust pipe to cool down before I have sex. And I always use a condom because of all the dirt and dust inside.
thats the funniest thing iv read in a while god love him the little weirdo
Posted 11/07/2008 17:21:12
Posted by jojo1980
RE: I have sex with my car!
FREAK!! or what is this for real??
Posted 06/08/2008 16:20:07
Posted by katie666
RE: I have sex with my car!
well....talk about being different! i actually think this is so wrong, but thats just my opinion. each to their own as they say!
Posted 15/08/2008 14:45:28
Posted by xxxHAXORo7XXX
RE: I have sex with my car!
Lmao that was so funny i nearly fell of my chair,is he for real maybe they should get married but i dont know a church that would wed cars. Haha rotfl XD
Posted 20/08/2008 19:32:49
Posted by xx---zozo---xx
RE: I have sex with my car!
Wtf... Aree.. You Being Serious having sex with Your ?Car... Do You Have No Lifee...^o) Fucking wierdo
Posted 21/08/2008 22:48:47
Posted by Rose-e
RE: I have sex with my car!
this is horrible!
get a life!
Posted 27/08/2008 11:37:54
Posted by kc
RE: I have sex with my car!
i agree with what most of the people here wrote. to have sex with someone of ur family its already quite weird but atleast its with people ur having sex not with ur car. !!!!!!! u should really see some mental psych.
Posted 27/08/2008 12:04:17
Posted by emmamc
RE: I have sex with my car!
FOR CHRIST SAKE ................................................................................ DON'T TELL HIS MUM
Posted 07/09/2008 09:15:03
Posted by emmamc
RE: I have sex with my car!
I heard he tried bone the mystery machine and would've gotten away with it, if it wasn't for those peski kids
Posted 07/09/2008 10:39:41
Posted by cerise08
RE: I have sex with my car!
ya it's weird but hey does it hurt anyone no. he does it on his free time. everyone has their right to their own opinion plus it's not a crime so everyone should stop being so defensive about his personal life!!!!
Posted 16/09/2008 21:25:29
Posted by _michelle_d_x
RE: I have sex with my car!
yeah dude come on get a life - thats just not right i mean i love a lot of things but i dont go round having sex with them - duz it not hurt if you get it caught on some metal or sumthin ... ewww but nv lol x
Posted 08/10/2008 20:43:45
Posted by 20happy08
RE: I have sex with my car!
How the f%&* can someone be attracted to their car?!
You need some therapy, seriously you are a freak!
GET A LIFE!!
Posted 12/10/2008 14:04:59
Posted by charlyyyy
RE: I have sex with my car!
trust him be american. haha! no true brit would do sh#t lyk that!
Posted 14/10/2008 17:39:53
Posted by xSallyx
RE: I have sex with my car!
I'd laugh if it got stuck in the exhaust pipe! LOL what would the other people in the emergency room make of that!
Weirdo!
Posted 22/10/2008 20:59:12
Posted by tomspinks
RE: I have sex with my car!
hahaha the mystery machine comment!! legendary!!
Posted 05/11/2008 18:33:55
Posted by PerrinA
RE: I have sex with my car!
Each to their own I guess lol
Posted 06/11/2008 23:30:55
Posted by prezzo82
RE: I have sex with my car!
I am ashamed to see this. I mean, yeah, your first reaction would be that 'Get a Girl/Guy' but no sex/relationship at all is SO much better than sex AND relationship with a CAR! That sentence doesn't even sound realistic. It's comical. I think that (and i hope) it's just a publicity scam. To get famous or otherwise people would have forced him to therapy by now. And the main topic 'Sex with a car' sounds SO wrong. egh. Let me get my senses back.
Posted 30/12/2008 21:20:47
Posted by jazzb
RE: I have sex with my car!
i think hes a mecapeodophiile!! that porr car looks upset in the pic n considdering it cant talk for itself wat if the cars actually a boy and he's been anally abusing it for years hehe lmao...no on a serious note though, i feel sorry for him as i feel there is something seriously seriously wrong with him. im not sayin he HAS to like women but there are also men n i jus dont understand how someone can be attracted to something that is not living in any sort of way?? makes me wander!!
Posted 01/02/2009 07:21:20
Posted by jazzb
RE: I have sex with my car!
haha me n my friends are laufing so hard ryt now. wat if, the ingo got clamp, towed away or crushed!!! lmao wud u hold a funeral for her,,,wud u b classed as a widower?? lmao hehehehe omg... and also wat if u caught ur internet friend conoodling with ingo...would u say she cheated or he raped her?? i am sooo flippin confused?? is it an actual relationship or just a silly fetish??
Posted 01/02/2009 07:31:09
Posted by subarumadgirl
RE: I have sex with my car!
for the guy with the Subaru Impreza WRX!
DON'T DO IT! OR I WILL PHYSICALLY BE SICK!
(but it is a cool car!)
and people thought i was obsessed! not any more thay don't!
Posted 06/02/2009 18:40:24
Posted by yeahyeahyeah
RE: I have sex with my car!
How the hell you can have sex with an exsaut pipe...its about 4inch in diameter! I seriouly doubt his C**K is that big!
Posted 24/02/2009 16:30:37
Posted by Minger
RE: I have sex with my car!
What about the age difference. He doesn't look very old but the car was born in 1967.
If he had a thing for people in uniform (like some women do), woudl he shag a police car?
Posted 06/03/2009 19:46:23
Posted by lene13
RE: I have sex with my car!
I am guessing that neither of these cars consented to you sticking it in the exhaust pipe right? Good luck trying to drive them...exhaust is probably too full of semen
Posted 27/03/2009 11:26:42
Posted by natd
RE: I have sex with my car!
omggg wtffffffffffffff fukin weirdooo !!
sorry but you really strange how the hell can you have sex with a car anyways !
Posted 03/04/2009 16:38:33
Posted by verynoicexx
RE: I have sex with my car!
:O WOH!! :S
Posted 16/04/2009 11:54:57
Posted by tspeaks
RE: I have sex with my car!
I'm really interested in fetishes (esp. those different from my own), so I'm probably the target demo for this kind of special. Therefore, I'm really grateful to Jordan for being brave enough to share his story. It makes the rest of us "deviants" feel a bit less alone, which I believe was his point in sharing it.
A lot of people have interests outside the norm. Sexuality and sexual turn-ons are triggered by chemicals in the brain. Normally developed sexual impulses will be triggered by the normal sort of stuff - human scents, human skin, other human beings. Sometimes something abnormal will trigger - including inanimate objects (dolls), synthetic textures (latex), and certain situations.
It's not that crazy. So many people have strange sexual urges that they aren't sure how to explain and don't understand, themselves. Many of them live in shame because of said urges, and are terrified of sharing their oddities with their friends and family (or potential partners). Most of the time, I see no reason for shame to be such an issue, especially in cases where the fetish is fairly harmless (like feet!).
This fetish is NOT hurting anyone. The car is an object, so it doesn't have to consent to a man fondling it or having sex with it anymore than it has to consent to being driven. For God's sake, don't make yourselves look nuttier than the person you're trying to insult by going on hate rants just because you don't get something.
This is a harmless, but truly fascinating fetish. Thank you for sharing, Jordan!
Posted 18/04/2009 05:16:15
Posted by traci
RE: I have sex with my car!
it's made me feel really sick.
Posted 11/05/2009 09:19:18
Posted by traci
RE: I have sex with my car!
it's made me feel really sick.
Posted 11/05/2009 09:19:23
Posted by Kizzy!
RE: I have sex with my car!
HAHAHA CHEATIN ON A CAR WITH ANOTHER CAR LMAO MAKE ME LAUGH. this is so weird but if that wat makes u happy then carry on lol.
Posted 13/05/2009 23:04:18
Posted by bubbles12
RE: I have sex with my car!
I love my BMW and I call him Billy, all my family accept our relationship and Billy has formally adopted my children and we are having a commitment ceremony this weekend. Its not only men that can have penetrative sex with cars I have penetrative sex with Billy by using his gear stick.
Posted 20/05/2009 12:53:34
Posted by kimmie123
RE: I have sex with my car!
WTF what a fucking weirdo, u r sooooooo fucked up.
this really cant be true can it?
u know u say u have sex with the male car "Todd", what do u do put the exhaust in ur arse?
u wanna be care u dont get some rust in ur bum or summin that could make it real sore!!!!
all i can say is make sure u do wear a condom when u stick ur genitals in "ingo" as u dnt know where she has been!!!! tbh she looks like a bit of a slut
Posted 10/06/2009 22:03:15
Posted by x_xX_Xx_x
RE: I have sex with my car!
I feel sorry for the car. it cant escape, getting raped by that freak all the time.
this is the weirdest thing ive ever read but its also the funnyest.
what if it was a car across the street he fancied, would he sneakoff at night and fuck that up the pipe.
And you bought a "male car" how do you know its male does it have a metal penis hanging off it" uhmm NO!
and Tbh i dont think "Ingo" would mind you "cheating onher" with "Todd". itd be a FUCKING BREAK!
Dude,, wtf, sort your life out, your a complete joke. i cant even believe you would tell something as embarassing as this to the world.
Find a woman, lose your virginity that way not with a freaking car. OH wait that might be a difficult job now because every single woman in the world thinks your a freak.
Someone said your causing no harm to people, wtf your causing ouur minds to have unwanted images of you with your wanger in a fucking car exhaust.
sick sick SICKO!
sort your life out man.
AND please please DO NOT! tell your mother unless you want her to have a heart attack and die! its not a good idea.
Posted 06/08/2009 15:12:59
Posted by tasha! xo
RE: I have sex with my car!
OH MY DAYSS!!! That is just wronggg!! do we really want to know that yur doingg an exhaust pipee???!!!! sort yur life out.
Posted 15/08/2009 19:44:45
Posted by mel mel
RE: I have sex with my car!
Get a girl You bloddy weirdo!!!
Posted 27/10/2009 20:42:21
Posted by Brumby
RE: I have sex with my car!
I think its unfair calling him a weirdo,as long he dont touch children. I can see where he is coming from,I read about someone who did this but all in all it was to do with his backround,he could not help it. good luck to him you carry on your not hurting no one.
Posted 10/11/2009 11:19:58
Posted by lovleylaura.
RE: I have sex with my car!
As if i wasnt wetting myself enough then i red this comment "Could be worse — he could be having sex with Escorts."... you legend! x
Posted 22/11/2009 07:23:36
Posted by Quick Draw Mcgraw
RE: I have sex with my car!
I must admit I have a fetish of exhaust pipes,I like wet exhaust which spew out water,I have even had this on my face and tasted some. Go on my son you carry on your not alone.
Posted 01/12/2009 19:32:10
Posted by Fe
RE: I have sex with my car!
I must say for all the people that have problems with this action you're still reading about it. You guys are still commenting on it, taking time out of your lives to tell this guy he's a "wierdo". At least he can admit to himself how he feels sexually instead of trying to live a life like everyone tells him to. He seems happy. It would be like telling someone they can't be true to themselves. it's not fair to say he must ignore his feelings and be unhappy his whole life to satisfy everyone else. Screw that. Good for you Jordan. You have support. I may not understand your feeling but you a free to feel how you want to.
Posted 09/12/2009 07:45:14
Posted by ThinMan
RE: I have sex with my car!
What ever happened to your other car Todd? I thought you said you weren't gay. I guess if you call it a car and name it after the one you love, it's just prison sex....
Posted 09/12/2009 10:59:38
Posted by Brumby
RE: I have sex with my car!
I am the same as Jordan realy,I have a thing about my pals Vauxhall Astra,its the exhaust which turns me on,when I drive her a see other pipes dripping out condensation I get realy turned on,I have placed my finger in the exhaust and felt the moisture,and yes I did have sex with a fiesta some time ago,so lets stop knocking Jordan we dont harm anyone.
Posted 14/12/2009 11:40:11