Embarrassing Moments
Thursday 12 April 2012
'When I was younger I made my little brother drink his own wee…and told him it was special water!'
Carley
‘I was going out with a guy for a few weeks. We were at his place, he had cooked me a nice dinner, we were in the bedroom getting up to business when I caught him attempting to film us on his mobile phone!! When I questioned him he said he was texting his mum!!! At that point I didn't know what was worse the fact he was filming me or that he was texting his mum when we were doing it! He eventually admitted he was filming; his excuse was he thought I would be up for it as I was a Geordie girl - needless to say I didn't see him again’
Louisa
‘I was on a first date it was going smoothly and we were having a right laugh so he invited me to a party that was going on at his place, we carried on drinking till the early hours of the morning and I ended up crashing at his. Anyway the previous week I had hurt my big toe as I was wearing shoes that were too small and I was very drunk! Back to the morning I woke up with a fuzzy head at his place and went to the loo, it wasn't until I looked at my feet that I realised I only had 9 lovely painted purple toes nail on my feet, my big toe nail was missing!! Utter panic set in as my big skanky purple toe nail was somewhere in his perfect, gleaming white flat, I was totally mortified and as I was wearing peep toe shoes it was really obvious! I had to spend a couple of hours subtly looking for my nail as there was no way I was going to leave it in his flat! I eventually found it and threw it in my purse as I couldn't find a bin and did it without him being none the wiser!’
Frankie
‘I lost my virginity in a wood near my school, which was by a road, and I thought well hidden. However I later found out we weren’t as camouflaged as I thought – apparently a bus of sixth formers spotted us!’
Jodie
‘My boyfriend bought a new BMW, which only HE could drive or even touch! One Saturday morning while he was asleep I decided to go for a drive…but crashed the car into a tree. It was a bit of a mess, so I left the car there, walked home, got back into my PJ’s then went screaming at my boyfriend that his new car had been stolen!’
Lil
‘I work behind a bar in a hotel which regularly holds weddings and wedding receptions. After about two months of the single – and I mean SINGLE – life, I really wanted a man! So one night at work, I served a gorgeous bloke who was part of a wedding party. He wanted a certain type of beer that we had run out of, so I popped into the stock room to see what we had. I felt someone following me, and it was the handsome stranger from the bar…to cut a long story short, we ended up having amazing sex in the back room and then went back to the party. It was only when the time came for the Bride and Groom to cut the cake that I realised who my back room buddy was – the GROOM!’
Tash
‘Some friends and me went out for a couple of Christmas drinks. We met up with a group of lads, which included my ex, and ended up going back to back to one of their houses and carried on drinking.
One of my friends felt sick so went outside to get some air. We took a glass of water to her but she dropped the glass and it smashed.
Later that night my ex and me were outside having some Christmas fun, when I slipped over, landing straight on the broken glass. It punctured through my skin and left me with a huge wound about 10cm deep and the size of the rim of the pint glass on my behind! After being taken back inside the house with my jeans round my ankles I passed out and woke up when the ambulance arrived. I ended up being taken to hospital to have the big hole in my behind stitched up! So embarrassing!’
Georgia
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