Life
Thursday 12 April 2012
‘I dropped out of university a little while ago and still haven’t told my parents – or given them their refund of my fees back…which I’ve spent most of!’
Amy-Lou
‘One night after drinking, a mate and me were walking home and went to my friends Uncle’s house. We made ourselves something to eat and had few beers. After we left my mate confessed that he had no idea whose house it was we were in, he just saw the door was ajar!’
Chris
‘I work in a hairdressers, and our boss is a real slave-driver…after half a day of do-this and do-that he asked me to make him a coffee. I did, but before I gave it to him I rinsed out the washing up sponge right into his mug. He said it was one of the nicest cups of coffee I’d ever made him!’
Jade
‘Last Christmas, I didn’t have much money and worried about buying my family presents. Then I came up with a bit of an idea – I scanned a £10 note and printed it on my new ‘hi-tech’ scanner, went down to the local shop, who took the fake note without a second glance! I printed out more of my scanned £10 notes and went and bought presents for everyone…I didn’t get caught either!’
Anonymous
‘I’ve been with my boyfriend for two months now and he still doesn’t know that I’m an escort! I love my little secret!’
Mel
‘My boyfriend bought a new BMW, which only HE could drive or even touch! One Saturday morning while he was asleep I decided to go for a drive…but crashed the car into a tree. It was a bit of a mess, so I left the car there, walked home, got back into my PJ’s then went screaming at my boyfriend that his new car had been stolen!’
Anonymous
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