Posted by damecrusty
RE: Amanda Holden to leave BGT next year?
One cannot say one is surprised.
One has watched all of the episodes of this series and thought on some occasions she has looked absolutely dreadful; sunken eyes, with a Dame Barbara Cartland-esque application of mascara and a puffed up face, as if she'd been attached by a squadron of infected mosquitos looking for a slap-up meal ... then one was informed by one's faithful houseboy (Chu Me) that was, in fact, somebody called Carmen Electra!
Anyhoo ... with this knowledge in hand one now realises that Amanda has hardly been on any of the panels, therefore one fancies we would not miss her if she did leave. She would, of course, then be saved from serious injury from the every increasing size of Simon Cowell's swinging moobs. So every cloud .....
Love, joy & laughter & happiness forever after,
Dame Crusty Gusset
Posted 23/04/2012 00:10:39